Monday, 17 January 2011
08:21:21 PM (GMT)
Don't you go gettting jiggy with me, sir.
I like to eat dead babies. I mean, nom.
I have something Justin Bieber doesn't have. BALLS.
Check out my massive cock. I'm sorry... i didn't mean... it's just so hard to hide
when i get aroused. When i'm not too excited though, i keep it safely tucked into my
sock. I know you were wondering why this leg was a bit thicker than the other one...
well, now you know.
I feel like a damn slag. I had to use my slagbag today, and then my hair was like
proper straight and i was wearing pumps instead of my school shoes AND then i'm
wearing a new bra so it felt wierd on my boobehs.
I'm not saying i'm a hermaphrodite or anything, just that i have more balls than
And now i'm watching some very strange people on TV prancing around atop a mountain
getting all orgasmnic over a bunch of rocks. Yay. Uh its so boring.
So i'ma go write some more harrypottercrap or read some random fanfic or something
just because i'm in that kind of mood.