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Monday, 24 May 2010
06:59:35 PM (GMT)
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD .......... AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

                 George Phillips, an elderly man, from Meridian , Mississippi , was
going up to
                 bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the
garden shed,
                 which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back
door to
                 go turn off the light, but saw that there were  people in the shed
stealing
                 things.

                 He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
                 He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed and
stealing
                 from me.

                 Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should
lock your
                 doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

                 George said, "Okay."

                 He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police
again.

                 "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people
                 stealing things from my shed.. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now
                 because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them
right
                 now." and he hung up.

                 Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two
Fire
                 Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips'
residence,
                and caught the burglars red-handed.

                 One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd
shot
                 them!"
                 George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"

                 (True Story) I LOVE IT!




this is awesome!!!! my mom sent it to me on my e-mail and i just had to post it!!!
^_^
Last edited: 31 August 2010


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