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Dear Jorgie-Poo,Category: (general)
Tuesday, 12 January 2010
02:30:59 AM (GMT)
Dear Jorgie, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're a leperchaun. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear as you were eating Kraft dinner and I sit on my father. I'm sure you're not cowardly enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your toe ring to you, but I'll keep your photo with the moustache drawn on it as a memory. You should also know that I hate your cooking and your cucumber-fetishism is weird. Please don't hurt me, Lane-dog. c: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Here's how you do it: Dear (someone you recently talked to), I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I (4)(5) . I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8 ) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11). (12), (Your name) -~-~-~-~-~-~- 1) What's the color of your shirt? Blue - I'm in love with your dog Red - Our affair is over White - I’m joining the Convent Black -Our romance is over Green- Our socks don't match Grey - You're a leprechaun Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy Pink - Your nostrils are insulting Brown - The mafia wants you No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you Other -I dislike your eyelashes 2) Which is your birth month? January - That night you picked your nose February -When I quoted Forest Gump March - When your dwarf bit me April - When I tripped on peanut butter May - When I finally changed my underwear June - When you put cuffs on me July – When I saw the purple monkey August -When I threw up in your sock drawer September - Last year when you peed your pants October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub November - When your dog humped my leg December -When you smacked my ass 3) Which food do you prefer? Tacos - In your apartment Chicken-In your car Pasta - Outside of your office Hamburgers - Under the bus Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner Lasagna - In your closet Kebab - With Jean Chrétien Seafood - In a clown suit Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert Pizza - At the mental hospital Hot dog - Under a street light Annat- With George Bush and Stephen Harper 4) What's the color of your socks? Yellow - Ignore Red - Put whipped cream on Black - Hit on Blue - Knock out Purple - Pour syrup on White - Carve your initials into Grey - Pull the clothes off Brown - bite off Orange - Castrate Pink - Pull the pants off of Barefoot - Sit on Other - Drive over 5) What's the color of your underwear? Black - My boyfriend White - My father Grey – The Catholic Priest Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie Purple - My corned beef hash Red – My knee caps Blue - My salt-beef bucket Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana Orange - My Blink 182 cd Pink – your "MY LITTLE PONEY" collection Other --The elephant in the corner 6) What do you prefer to watch on TV? One Tree Hill - Senile Heroes- Frostbitten Lost - High Simpsons- Cowardly The news - Scarred American Idol - Masochistic Family Guy - Open Top Model - Middle-class Annat -shamed 7) Your mood right now? Happy - How awful you are Sad - How boring you are Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men Angry - That your smell makes me vomit Depressed – That we’re related Excited - That I may pee my pants Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you Worried - That your Ford sucks Apathetic - That you need a sex-change Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid Other - That your driving sucks 8 ) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? White - Your toe ring Yellow - Your love letters to me Red - The pictures from Vegas Black - Your pet rock Blue - The couch cushions Green - Your car Orange - Your false teeth Brown - Your nose hair clippers Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket Pink - The cut toenails Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear 9) The first letter of your first name? A/B - Your collection of butterflies C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it E/F - Your neighbors dog G/H - The oil tank from your car I/J - Your left ear K/L - The results of that blood-sample M/N - Your glass eye O/P - My common sense Q/R - Your mom S/T - My virginity U/V - Your criminal record W/X – Your sucide note Y/Z - Your credit cards 10) The last letter in your last name? A/B - Love your sweet, sweet ass C/D - Always will remember the pep talks E/F -Never will forget that night G/H – Will not tell the authorites that you stole the whale from the backyard. I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly K/L - Hate your cooking M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet S/T - Always wanted to break your legs U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart W/X - Haven’t showered in a month Y/Z – am better off without you 11) What do you prefer to drink? Wine- Our friendship is ruined Soft drink – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo Milk - The apartment building is on fire Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war. Snapple/​Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-​fetishism is weird Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine Other – you should stop picking your nose 12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation? Thailand – Warm tingly sensations Australia - Greetings from your frog Leonard France - Love always Spain - With tears of sadness China – You make me sick Germany – Please don’t hurt me Japan - Go milk a cow Greece - Your everlasting enemy USA - Best of luck with the sex change Egypt – Kiss my butt England - Go drown yourself

Comments 
‹JorgieOrgy› says:   12 January 2010   999785  
WELL, FUCK YOU TOO.
I LOVE CUCUMBERS.
 
walkingtravesty says:   12 January 2010   797140  
@JayJayTheJetPlane 
DON'T SAY MEAN THINGS TO ME.
YOU KNOW WHAT.
GARBAGE MEN TURN ME ON.
♥ 
 
‹JorgieOrgy› says:   12 January 2010   254797  
@walkingtravesty 
I JUST DID.
AND WTF?
I'M NOT A LEPERCHAUN. 
 
walkingtravesty says:   12 January 2010   662245  
@JayJayTheJetPlane 
THAT HURTS MY FEELINGS.
THIS THING LIES.
I LOVE YOUR COOKING. 
 
‹JorgieOrgy› says:   12 January 2010   681668  
@walkingtravesty 
LMFAO.
WELL, MY COOKING DOES SUCK.
And I do have a thing with cucumbers. o;
ANYWAYS, I'M GOING TO DO ONE FOR YOU.
SO BLAH.
♥ 
 
walkingtravesty says:   12 January 2010   221972  
@JayJayTheJetPlane 
DO IT QUICK.
I HAVE TO GET OFF SOON. 
 
‹JorgieOrgy› says :   12 January 2010   933609  
 
 
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