Friday, 28 August 2009
09:30:33 AM (GMT)
Hey there everyone, I am the other girl that writes the twilight spoof, I havent
post one yet due to I couldn't think of any.
This is the girl that writes it with me. (Her spoofs are much more funny then mine,
so go have alook after this)
Twi-Hards, I dont want any mean or rude comments please, I do like twilight very much
but this is just something funny that me and my friend do.
The song ended, and i dropped my arms.
He hands hesitated at my waist, and he glanced at my bum leg. "Do you want to dance
again? Or can I help you get somewhere?"
Edward answerd for me. "That's all right Jacob. I'll take it from here."
"No Edward! I wanna dance with the wearwolf dude!" As I spoke, I kicked Edward with
the leg that actually wasn't broken. I could see Jacob was happy, his little smug
"B-but why?" Edwards voice was broken.
"'Cos Jake has abb's!" I shouted. Jake laughed at that point and held on to me
Edward eye shot a different colour and said: "I do too!"
"No you don't! I read in a mag that you tummy is air brushed!"
Edward stood still for a moment, his lock's of golden hair covering his dark brown
eye. I could see in the corner of my eye that Jasper was tearing from laughter, bless
him. Edward still hadn't spoken yet and then it happend in one quick move. He leaped
out of a closed window, it seemed that the glass few in every direction. What he did
next wasn't to be missed, it look like to was trying to be like 007 and make a 'Duck
and Roll move'.
Of course he failed at it and was fell flat on his face.
Comment please :3