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Monday, 22 December 2008
06:57:25 PM (GMT)
I'm SKINNY, so i MUST be aneorexic I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DONT HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a drunk son of a bitch I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must be a gangster I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!! I'm GORGEOUS, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot. I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis. [Actually, I'm a girl, so...xD] I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat. [Hey, I don't eat all of it, dumbasses. And I share most with my friends. u__u] I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so i must be SEXY I listen to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE, so I MUST be a scene kid. I play SOCCER so i must be a WIMP. I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be covered up at all times. I'm in ORCHESTRA/BAND, so i must be a geek I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm DEPRESSED so I MUST be emo and cut myself I POP MY COLLAR so I MUST be stuck up and Bitchy I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be stuck up and hate everyone

Comments 
torok says:   22 December 2008   566364  
hi what up
Conspiring says:   22 December 2008   697766  
Ceiling, along with Christmas lights. :]
 
‹Yuushi› says:   22 December 2008   662177  
Oooh Christmas lights :D
 
Conspiring says:   22 December 2008   586427  
Inorly! :D I love Christmas lights.
 
‹Yuushi› says:   22 December 2008   975472  
So do I :D
I just put mines up last night @_@
Almost had hypothermia again! :D 
 
Conspiring says:   22 December 2008   821767  
Mine has been up for quite some time. :D

Oh gosh. e_e That sucks.
 
‹Yuushi› says:   22 December 2008   884543  
Well my mom does it last minute every year x]
I got issues with the weather :U
 
Conspiring says:   22 December 2008   682658  
xD Procrastination, whoo!

That's why I prefer indoors. ;-;
 
‹♥Morgan_Like_Thunder♥› says:   22 December 2008   837767  
This is awesome. I'm stealing it. Don't tell anyone though. XD
 
Conspiring says :   22 December 2008   857322  
:D Shh.
 
 
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