Friday, 17 October 2008
07:22:51 PM (GMT)
Be a Lawyer!
By the lyrical genius, Katilix
Silence in the courtroom!
Now the trial’s begun!
Did they send me gumshoes,
When I asked for sons?
You’re the saddest bunch I’ve ever met,
But you can bet, before we’re through,
People, I’ll, make lawyers, out of you!
Tranquil as a bailiff!
Yet a judge within!
Once you have your evidence,
You are bound to win!
You’re a failing, weak, imperfect lot,
You’re so clueless, I could sue!
But still, I’ll, make lawyers, out of you!
I’m never gonna win this case!
Can’t even raise an objection!
With the bad lawyers, I’ll get off Scot-free!
This girl has me scared to death…
Hope she doesn’t know my secret!
All of these complaints don’t mean a thing to me!
You must be tough as a prosecutor!
With all the strength of the defense, too!
With whip in hand, and the verdict coming!
Keep pressing the witness, until you get,