Monday, 4 August 2008
11:54:06 AM (GMT)
Okay.So I AM aware I haven't been online much this summer.
In case anybody is wondering,I'm going to explain how my summer is going.
I arrived in Newfoundland a while ago expecting the summer of my life.Meh.Not sure if
it's the summer of my life,but I'll tell you,it sure is interesting.
Everyone is all over me down here.Hah.Just joshin' ya.
I hang around with 5 main people down here.Sydney,Karissa(step-sister),Dean,Travis
Sydney is mah best fraaaannndd.She's freaking awesome.Every guy down here is obsessed
with her.But they're so shallow.All they say is "She's SO annoying but SO hot." and
"Everytime Sydney thinks I'm staring at her face,I'm staring at her ass." It's
sad,really.And they're spreading rumors about Sydney "doing things" with older guys
around town.It's not even funny how immature some people are down here.Sydney ISN'T a
Karissa is my step-sister.Meh...she can be cool at times,but other times I just want
to shove a spork down her throat. :> Apparently,she's moving down here with my mom
and her dad.I don't know if I want her to or not.If she does,she better smarten the
fuck up. xD
Dean is...ugh.Don't have alot to say about him.He's mean,shallow,and incredibly short
>:] He's also the biggest liar I've ever met.I could give him props for being a good
songwriter,but I'm not even sure if I can give him that anymore.
"As the sky turns black,I get shivers down my back"
[What do you think?That's a lyric he wrote.]
He,along with Travis and Adam thinks ME,COURTNEY PATRICIA ELLIS is an
awesome singer.And no,not good.They said I was "amazing".I felt really good.
Dean wants me to join his and Adam's band.Hmm.I was psyched at first,but I don't
really know anymore.
Travis.ROFLMAO.He's so hilarious.I love this kid.He's only 12,but jesus.He's so
sarcastic towards people(mostly me and his parents).I wish I could say he needs to
grow up,but I can't.I don't want him to. xD He keeps saying "I LOOOOVEEE YOUUU
COURTNEEEEYYY." and I respond with "I love you too.As a friend...or a pet gerbil." A
few nights ago we had the most random/awkward conversation.
Him : Marry me?
Me : Homg,when's the wedding?
Him : ONE HOUR.
Me : OH NOEZ.Mah wedding dress is supposed to be here in 2 weeks.
Him : Oh shit. D:
He's awesome.And I totally forgive him for what he did to me last year.[Please don't
Adam.Fucker.He needs to go die in a really big hole.He's like 10.All he does is call
me fat.Shallow bastard.He said the funniest thing when I got here.I lmao'ed.He was
like "OMG COURTNEY YOU'RE SO FAT YOU CAN'T EVEN FIT IN NEWFOUNDLAND" Oh really?Is
that why I'm here now?Lmfaoo.Doesn't matter.I don't care.It's just Adam.He doesn't
even offend me.He can be cool at times,but no.He annoys me for the most
part.Especially when he teases me about my "boyfriend",apparently.This guy named
William who's like Adam's best friend/babysitter(LMFAO) comes out like every weekend
and Adam's like "OMG COURTNEY YOUR BOYFRIENDS HERE YOU WANNA FUCK WILLIAM DONT YOU..I
KNOW YOU DO!" and one day I was like "Oh yeah.Sure I do.Of course.",like in a
sarcastic way.And the tard goes "OMFG WILLIAM SHE SAID SHE DOES!!!" It made me
ANYWAY.I got sick and tired of that part of Newfoundland.So I decided to go stay with
my aunt in Grand Falls.[Still in Newfoundland,people,but like an hour away from where
I was before]
As soon as I got there...my cousin with eating problems[she's 7 and like 200 pounds]
attacks me and goes "COURTNEY CAN YOU SLEEPOVER TO MY HOUSE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
PLEASE!!!!!!!!!" and I wanted to stay with my other aunt so I was like "No." and she
kept bugging and bugging,so I said yes.I didn't really want to make her sad,or mad
for that matter.
So I stayed at her house for TWO NIGHTS.Torture,I'm telling you.All she did
was beg for my iPod,my makeup,my nintendo DS(even though she already had her own),and
everytime I went to use the computer "IT'S MY TURN COURTNEY,IT'S MY TURN"
Anyway,she almost ate me,but I got the FUCK out of that house before she had the
I went back to my other aunt's house on the second.I went to the mall to buy Breaking
Dawn.I saw a guy there with SEXAY HAIR and he caught me looking at him and he looked
back for liek...two whole minutes. :O:O:O<3<3<3 I went back home,after almost jumping
the guy,to read Breaking Dawn,and I COULDN'T.WANNA KNOW WHY!!?!?!?!?Because my
goddamn motherfucking cousin kept coming in the room with food and like chomping it
loud on purpose,just so I couldn't read.Now THIS cousin,he's 11 and wow.I didn't know
someone could be so ANNOYING.You know I'm only on page 150?I could be done all 745
pages by now if it wasn't for that annoying little bugger.
Anyway...that's my summer so far.I'll write more,since it's only the beginning of
Just give me time to encounter some interesting experiences.
Now,people.Tell me about your summer experiences so far in the comments.I need
a good laugh. :]