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Joke: The KissCategory: Joke:
Friday, 21 March 2008
07:05:17 PM (GMT)
There was a boy whose parents were very strict in his upbringing. 
They never allowed him to meet any girls, except his own relatives. However, one day
he saw one of his best friends kissing a girl and he went to his mother and asked her
what they were doing.
His mother told him, "It's called kissing and any boy who does that to a girl will
die that very minute!"
On his 21st birthday he went out with some friends who introduced him to one of the
sweetest girls around town. 
She knew that he had never been kissed before.
When she eventually got some time alone with him, she tried to kiss him but he
resisted. She asked him, "What are you afraid of, it won't hurt."
He said, "My mother said if I kiss a girl I'll die this very minute!!"
She replied, "Don't be a baby, now come on kiss me." 
With that she gave him a hot one square across the lips.
He began to cry, "Oh no I'm going to die!!!"
She said, "Why are you going to die??"
He replied, "I've just kissed you and already one part of me has begun to get
stiff!!"

Comments 
ashleeredger1 says:   21 March 2008   692154  
lol but still prett nasty
horse_butt says:   8 March 2010   957890  
lmao that was funny
 
‹Autumnbreeze(:› says :   28 June 2010   799967  
haha i get it lol
 

 
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