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Monday, 10 March 2008
04:20:48 PM (GMT)
Why yes, I am taking a meme out of its natural environment (
and introducing it to kupika. It makes no sense here, though.

1. Why?
Argh, I get very frustrated telling other people about you, because the question mark
on the end of your name is confusing and difficult to rectify without using quotation
marks, and what if they think that's part of the name?!

2. Calla
Sometimes I spot a bit of sameyness between your albums...

3. Radiohead
Everyone likes you except EMOS. I swear, radiohead has done something to upset them.
Radiohead is too diverse not to be liked in some capacity, I declare.

4. Girl Talk
Your first album is absolutely rubbish!

5. Piano Magic
You have at least one song on every album that I dislike, you're doing it to annoy me
I bet.

6. Aphex Twin
Most of your music can only be enjoyed when walking.

7. Yonderboi
A lot of filler.

8. Yo La Tengo
Why are EIGHTH exactly? I don't even like you that much! Blue Line Swinger is
awesome, but most of the rest.. hmm..

9. Bent
I... I can't think of anything. YOU SUCK.

10. The Cribs
Argh, indiefiller sometimes.

11. Cap'n Jazz
You spawned emo. Nuff said.

12. Shawn Lee's Ping Pong Orchestra
What kind of a name is that? Srsly, pfft.

13. Headlights
Quit bein' so morbid!

14. Shawn Lee

15. The National

16. The Cinematic Orchestra
Your earlier albums... hmm... not so good. That and you repeat some stuff, and a lot
of Ma Fleur isn't so great on its own.

17. U4ia
Quit bein' in the past!

18. Havergal

19. Mono
You scare me sometimes! You and your big loud music.

20. The Magnetic Fields
Meh... boring.

21. Galdson
Not even able to remember YOU.

22. Pink Floyd
Less of the drama plz!

23. Spoon
Your latest album... Ga Ga Ga Ga Ga or whatever, what a stupid name.

24. Efterklang
Put some DAMN lyrics up!

25. Tilly and the Wall
You're not country or folk! Quit labellin' yourself as such!

26. Dosh
Terrible album cover, srsly, not bad enough to be good.

27. Dntel
More music plz! I KNOW you have many other projects but you should hurry up!

28. Death Cab for Cutie
You think you're emo but you're NOT.

29. Papas Fritas
Disbanded? Well.. undisband, lusers.

30. Electric President

31. Department of Eagles
Same's before.

32. Herbert
What a stupid name?

33. Nirvana're dead.

34. The Apples in Stereo
God DAMNIT you're annoying when I first listen to you. At least make your album's
first tracks a bit easier?

35. Mintzkov Luna

36. Radical Face
Your name is stupid, and the original one was stupidor.

37. Tarwater
Eurgh, boring.

38. The Cure
Your newer stuff... hmm... not so great.

39. Coldcut
The first track on Let us Play was boring.

40. Lamb
Boring mostly (sometimes).

41. The Delgados
Delgados? Stupid name.

42. Tim Fite
You're not even BLACK.

43. David Gray
David Gray? More like David GAY.

44. Kea182
182? You're not remotely like Blink182!

45. Alpha
Most of your tracks are boring.

46. Broadcast
You take a LOT of getting used to, really, half of the reason I stuck it out was
because I spent money on your CDs (one of my first, how many people can say that
Broadcast is one of the first CDs? Not many, I bet). And you broke up 

47. Morcheeba

48. The Unicorns
WHY are you not further up on the list? Moreover, how come you sound so much like
Islands, huh?

49. The Go! Team
What's with the exclamation mark?

50. Coldplay
Grar, nobody likes you, except me. You're just ABOVE Thom Yorke, should be the other
way around!

‹EvaHEROIN› says:   10 March 2008   635525  
Steve does ramble xD
And get angry at names e_e
saralyn247 says:   16 August 2008   517357  
Lol at the Nirvana one. :D
Prismatic says:   26 July 2009   614632  

Prismatic says:   26 July 2009   211245  
And you love Dntel ~ <3
neoeno says :   26 July 2009   663629  
:D Dntel is amazing.

Goddamnit every time you pop up I can't remember what I've said to you
>_> Help me?


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