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Sunday, 27 January 2008
08:53:04 AM (GMT)
Two boys are playing catch in Rock Creek Park when one is suddenly attacked by a
rabid rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick and shoves it under
the dogs collar, twists it breaking the dog’s neck and saving his friend.

A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident. “Redskins Fan Saves Friend From
Vicious Animal,” he starts writing in his notebook.

“But I’m not a Redskins fan,” the little hero replied.

“Sorry, since we are in DC I just assumed you were,” said the reporter and he
starts writing again. “Captials Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack.”

“I’m not a Captials fan either,” the boy said.

“Oh, I assumed everyone in DC was either for the Redskins or the Captials. What
team do you root for?” the reporter asked.

“I’m a Cowboys fan,” the child said.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, “Little Bastard From
Dallas Kills Beloved Family Pet.”

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