Wednesday, 9 January 2008
07:07:04 AM (GMT)
Once again, to amuse you silly fools, I have gathered a list of things people do
that I absolutely loathe. Have fun.
1. Black people who think they deserve some sort of retribution for slavery.
I'm sorry, but that happened a good 200 years ago. Not only were you personally not
enslaved, I never did anything to enslave you! So people who share my skin color
happened to do something bad to people of your skin color. I see no reason why I have
to do anything special because of that. I can't control other peoples' actions,
particularly the actions of people a century ago.
2. White people who think we need a white history month.
Darlings, we have a white history month. It's the other 11 months of the year. Notice
how our history books are nearly exclusively white?
Yeah. That's why we don't need a white history month.
3. People who think I insult them because I'm jealous of what they have.
If I start a flame war with you (and I probably will, most likely for no reason) it's
not because I'm jealous of you, it's because I don't like you. You now look like an
idiot for using this argument, because this argument just screams "I don't have a
real argument against you so I am going to pull things out of my ass."
4. People who attempt to turn my arguments around against me.
No, you do not make me look like a hypocrite when you do this. If I call you ugly,
and you say that I'm uglier, it doesn't make you any prettier. The people who
do this have usually never seen a picture of me, either. They just think that if they
steal my arguments, I won't notice.
5. People who randomly start spilling their life story to me.
It's one thing to make casual conversation with me on the bus; it's another thing
entirely to start ranting and then attempting to give me advice about my life. Just
because I'm younger than you doesn't mean you have to pass off some sort of wisdom
onto me. I'd prefer it if you just left me to my music. I don't CARE about your
mother's cousin and how she's diabetic and still eats bon-bons.
6. People who ask for something a million times.
This one used to happen a lot back when I smoked. Someone would ask for a cigarette,
I'd say no, and then they'd continue to beg for a good 10 minutes. I HATE it when
people don't take no for an answer! You're not trying to win a debate here,
seriously. You're asking me for a favor and I'm choosing not to grant you one. Stop
it; you look pathetic.
7. People who bitch about my pants.
My pants usually have GIANT FUCKING HOLES in them. Like, most of my thigh is exposed
and they're practically shorts. I don't know what is such a big deal about having
ripped jeans, but apparently it causes enough of a commotion that everyone must make
a comment every five seconds. Really; I get it. My jeans are ripped. Ha-ha. The joke
got old three years ago when I started ripping my jeans. Please don't ask if I'm
cold. I'm probably not until you mention it and then I realize how cold my knee is.
8. Dane Cook. 'Nuff said.
9. People who think that all sexually active women are sluts.
Since when is it bad to have an active sex life? There is a difference between having
a healthy sex drive and being a slut. Let me define a slut for you.
Sluts usually fit the following criteria:
-Sleeping with multiple men at once.
-Currently cheating, have cheated multiple times in the past or intend to cheat in
-Change their boyfriends more often than their MySpace layouts.
-Dating multiple men at once, probably leading others on and keeping a few on the
-Don't really care about whether or not they are dating the men they are fucking.
-Unable to commit to a serious relationship
-Have had sex with at least 10 people by the age of 15.
Non-sluts who are called such unreasonably usually fit the following criteria:
-Monogamous within their sex lives.
-Monogamous in relationships period.
-Keep a normal, healthy love life.
-Only sleep with people who they know and trust.
-Have the ability to SAY NO.
I'm sorry, but your argument is 90% based around religion. Last I checked, there's a
separation of church and state law (that nobody pays attention to). I'm attempting to
speak from an entirely objective viewpoint when I say that the pros of being able to
get rid of unwanted children outweigh the cons by far. If you're morally against
abortions, don't get one. That is that.
Feel free to add your own, or yell at me because you're a Dane Cook fan (prepare to
be flamed) or because you're a rabid Catholic that thinks abortion is murder (of a
cluster of cells).
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