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Sunday, 15 July 2007
07:09:41 PM (GMT)
Rough Sex Facts!!!!!!!!!

Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!

Giving head massages the jaw....while burning 32
 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it 
whitens your teeth
The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than
mouth wash,
so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

Comments 
‹♥*Hey Jude*♥› says:   15 July 2007   413141  
nicceee lol
 
xPAINxo says:   15 July 2007   356781  
LOL XDD
 
Aleck_emo says:   15 July 2007   196222  
haha i know
kawaiininja says:   15 July 2007   435589  
lolz. xDD
Emerald says :   1 November 2007   553656  
different
 
 
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