Saturday, 19 May 2007
12:37:46 AM (GMT)
i was a very happy person. my wonderful girlfriend and i had been dating for over a
year, and so we decided to get married. there was only one little thing bothering
me... it was her beautiful younger sister.
my prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally
bra-less. she woould regularly bend down when she was near me, and i always got more
than a pleasant view of her private parts. it had to be deliberate. she never did it
when she was near anyone else.
one day, "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the invitations.
she was alne when i arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and
desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
she tld me that she wanted to make lve to me just once before i get married. well, i
was in total shock and couldn't say a word. she said, "i'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me."
i was stunned and frozen in shock as i watched her go up the stairs. when she reached
the top, she pulled off her panties and threw it down the stairs at me. i stood there
for a moment, then i turned and made a beeline straight at the front door. i opened
the door and headed straight towards my car.
and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clappping!
w/ tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said,"we are very happy that you
passed our "little" test. we couldn't ask for a better man for my daughter."
and the lesson in this story is:
ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR!!!