Sunday, 18 February 2007
08:49:48 PM (GMT)
TONGUE TWISTERS/TWONGUE WISTERS! P.s First say it slow
then say it faster and faster!
How much web would a web browser browse, if a web browser could browse web?
Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar,
The bear could not bear the boar,
The bear thought the boar was a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
That boar that bored him on the moor.
And so one morn he bored the boar-
That boar will bore no more!
A big bug bit a bold bald bear and the bold bald bear bled blood badly. (EWWWWWWWW!
Betty Botter bought a bit of butter.
"But," said she, "this butter's bitter.
If I put it in my batter,
It will make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter-
That would make my batter better."
So Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter
(better than her bitter butter)
And she put it in her bitter batter
And made her bitter batter a bit better.
Bill had a billboard.
Bill also had a board bill.
The board bill bored Bill,
So Bill sold his billboard
And paid his board bill.
Then the board bill
No longer bored Bill,
But though he had no board bill,
Neither did he have his billboard!
Catch a can canner canning a can as he does the cancan, amd you've caught a
can-canning can-canning can canner!
How much can can a cannibal nibble, if a cannibal can nibble can?
Top chopstick shops stock top chopsticks.
A cupcake cook in a cupcake cook's cap cooks cupcakes.
If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing,
cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.
When a doctor gets sick and another doctor doctors him,
does the doctor doing the doctoring have to doctor the doctor the way the doctor
being doctored wants to be doctored,
or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor doctor the doctor as he wants to
do the doctoring?
Esau Wood would saw Wood. Oh, the wood
that Wood would saw! One day Esau Wood
saw a saw saw wood as no other wood-saw
Wood ever saw would saw wood. Of all the
wood-saws Wood ever saw saw wood, Wood
never saw a wood-saw that would saw like
the wood-saw Wood saw would. Now Esau
saws wood with that wood-saw he saw saw
Ere her ear hears her err, here ears err here.
The fickle finger of fate flips fat frogs flat
Cows graze in droves on grass that grows on grooves in groves
Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
managing an imaginary menagerie?
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend
our Joe you Joe's banjo. If your Joe won't
lend our Joe your Joe's banjo our Joe won't
lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe
has a banjo!
I miss my Swiss Miss.
My Swiss Miss misses me.
Moses supposes his toeses are roses.
But Moses supposes erroneously.
For Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses.
As Moses supposes his toeses to be.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter
Peter poked a poker at the piper, so the piper poked pepper at Peter.
Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,
a pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a pack of pickled pepper,
where's the pack of pickled pepper Peter Piper picked?
Round and round the rugged rocks the ragged rascal ran.
Sherman shops at cheap chop suey shops.
A woman to her son did utter,
"Go my son, and shut the shutter."
"The shutter's shut," the son did utter,
"I cannot shut it any shutter."
A skunk sat on a stump.
The stump thunk the skunk stunk.
The skunk thunk the stump stunk.
Sheila is selling her shop at the seashore,
For shops at the seashore are so sure to lose.
Now she's not so sure of what she should be selling!
Should Sheila sell seashells or should she sell shoes?
Mr. See and Mr. Soar were old friends. See
owned a saw and Soar owned a seesaw. Now
See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar
saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar
seen See's saw before See saw Soar's seesaw,
then See's saw would not have sawed Soar's
seesaw. But See saw Soar's seesaw before
Soar saw See's saw so See's saw sawed Soar's
seesaw. It was a shame to let See see Soar
so sore because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
Were they hard??? They were hard for me too LOL! The last one was so hard the I
just put it here! Anyway I got this off of google.
If you go to Google.ca and search Tongue Twisters (As I like to say Twongue Wisters)
You will find plenty of tongue twisters to test on I might get more but later I