Monday, 1 January 2007
11:32:53 AM (GMT)
Sexual Type - The key to your sexual life discover your sexual type based on
The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to
your sexual personality. The key is the colors you select for most of your
possessions. Most people claim they haven't a favorite color & go on to claim it's
Black. But look around you, and you'll notice a pattern, especially in your clothing
and home decor. The predominant color for you is the one that appears most frequently
- it's the one that mirrors the sexual you. This test is the simplified form of a
test used by psychologists. It explains the association between color and sexual
RED: People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily aroused and
enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark is ignited, it may take
hours to extinguish. When two reds get together, the ensuing erotica could make Lady
Chatterly blush. Lovers of red tend to be aggressors and weaker colors should be
YELLOW: If you or your partner tend to flavor yellow, your sexual drives are complex
and turn toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow. But of
course - not everyone who wears yellow is gay. In most cases the person will consent
to the stronger partner's desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to
the fullest, but you will never turn down an invitation from somebody you enjoy or
PINK: Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters: women tend
to tease, to promise more than they intend to deliver. In some cases they flaunt
their femininity - but because they secretly hate men. A great percentage of
prostitutes boast entire wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the philanderers
and flirts. They are the type who will make three dates for the same evening and not
keep one, preferring to pick up a dish in some bar instead. Women whose husbands like
pink should keep a secret nest egg.
PURPLE: Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves to be too sophisticated for a
fun romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to mess their hair. Men
are business-like in their approach to lovemaking. In both sexes purple partners are
more concerned with their fulfillment than anyone else's gratification.
BLACK: A good many people will choose black as their favorite color, without really
thinking about the question. Those people who really do have a black color preference
are rare. It points to a liking for black sex. These people are the misfits of the
sex world and seek out each other in kinship. They tend to prefer perverted sex and
are usually masochistic or sadistic in nature. They are moody people and often
perform at their peak when under stress or during unhappy times. Police psychiatrists
claim that sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that the
uniform of monsters and teenage gangs is black attire.
GREEN: Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to sex. Women
who love green will always make love like virgins all their life. And a man may
always be a trifle clumsy and awkward but in a charming and endearing sort of way.
Green lovers are gentle, but not passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need
worry about infidelity.
ORANGE: Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act is
regarded as a dramatic one-act play in which they are the star. Foreplay is as
important as the act of love. They whisper sweet nothings, meaningless dialogue; they
feel it is their image. Orange people often do not experience orgasm - but they put
on a darn good act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair, and women leave red welts
on the sex partner's back.
BROWN: If you or your partner love brown, you're a real treasure for the right mate.
Brown lovers tend to be warm and deep, sensitive to the needs and desires of their
partners. Sex is a 24 hour a day thing. Where you can't say "I love you" often
enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or catching snowflakes on their
tongue is a turn-on to a lover of brown. They need lots of time and privacy to make
love. But their emotions are such that one harsh word could end the affair.
GREY: The color GREY a preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't get excited
about anything - including color - so they choose a noncommittal shade. Men who
prefer GREY look at sex as a way of relieving tension-but nothing more, nothing less.
It's wham, bam, thank you ma'am. Women don't make love, they have intercourse. And
for one of two reasons only: to accommodate their mate, or to become pregnant. They
count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with and done. But
when teamed with another color, the GREY spouse considers the other's infidelity a
blessing. When GREY marries another GREY, the marriage is made in heaven.
BLUE: Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sinners, affectionate and
sensitive to their partner's need. They consider love making a fine art and their
approach is elegant. Men who love blue are like concert pianists, delicately ravaging
their partner like they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex
to the fullest. They are exciting partners but their passion may be compared to a
tidal wave rather than fiery aggression. Both women and men enjoy foreplay and the
aftermath of lovemaking, as much as the sex act itself. In marriage a blue person is
a wonderful mate - never seeking outside interests.
WHITE: If a person is infatuated with white, sex often seems filthy. These people are
puritanical in nature. French kissing is obscene and to make love in the daylight in
unheard of. Women who love white will undress beneath the covers. Men will shower
before and after the sex act. These people still use pet names for their genitals.
No Color Preference: Most people claim they haven't a favorite color & go on to claim
it's Black, but that's very rare. Think about the question. Try this, think of room
painted in only one color. Walls, ceiling, floor & furniture. If you had to stay in
it for a few minutes, what color would you like it to be? Now go back to the colors.
i got red!!