Tuesday, 26 December 2006
07:24:52 PM (GMT)
The Stupid Test
Read over these questions, if anything here has happened to you...
put an X for each that it true.
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.
 Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.
 You have ran into a glass/screen door.
 You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird
 You have ran into a tree/bush.
You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
 You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same
[x] You just tried to sing them.
[x] You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit .
[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
 You've never seen the Matrix.
[x] You type only with two fingers.
 You have "accidentally" caught something on fire.
[x] You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore
[x] If someone says "fart" you laugh.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
 You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.
 People often shake their heads and walk away from you
 You are often told to use your "inside voice".
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
 You have eaten a bug.
 You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
 You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
 You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you
if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "ummmmm" is used many times a day.
NOW, take that number and multiply it by 3