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Language of Men and WomenCategory: (general)
Monday, 8 April 2013
08:03:28 PM (GMT)
Women's language

1. Yes = No.
2. No = Yes.
3. Maybe = No.
4. We need = I want.
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry.
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble.
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not.
8. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
9. I am not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men's language.

1. I am hungry = I am Hungry.
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
3. I am thirsty = I am thirsty.
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage.
5. I love you = Lets have sex now.
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Can I take you out to dinner = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I am gay

But really how many guys get confused with the language of women??? Raise your hands.
LOL

No we don't think about sex all the time women. Just 90% of it. LOL

Comments 
sisterwinter says:   8 April 2013   629295  
ha ha ha sexism and homophobia, always a classic
 
notorious_monkey says:   9 April 2013   992329  
@sisterwinter 
hey a friend sent that to me. I was like had to post it. LOL 
 
‹CastleOfSmoke› says:   4 May 2013   916342  
women's language number 6 and 9 are soo true!
men's language is...crazy...made me laugh anyway ^^~
 
notorious_monkey says:   7 May 2013   862369  
@BrownEyedGalROSE 
haha yeah well what can i say woman have their own language. LOL 
 
Asuka_za says :   15 May 2013   844478  
hahaha true~
 
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