I am a...

What color socks are you wearing?
[]Red = loud 
[]Green = stupid
[x]None = freaky
[]Fuzzy = gorgeous
[]Yellow = innocent
[]Purple = a little too happy
[]Black = emo
[]Stripes = funny
[]Gray = skanky
[]Pink = preppy
[]Light blue = sweaty
[]Other = hot
[]White = sexy
 
 
What kind of pants are you wearing?
[]Shorts = cutie
[]Skirt/skort = skank 
[]Corduroy = homosexual 
[x]Tight jeans = scene kid
[]Ripped jeans = emo
[]Cammo = cage fighter
[]Jeans = prep
[]PJs = pimp
[]Cargo = clown
[]Sweats = athlete
[]Boxers = brat
[]Booty shorts = female 
[]Capris = Gangster
[]Nothing = hoe
[]Dickies = weirdo
[]Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
[]Other = sex addict 
 
 
What is your natural hair color?
[]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[]Blonde = with a broken heart
[]Black = with a sexy smile
[]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[x]Red = that likes to have fun
[]Brown = who loves to be different
[]Dirty blonde= with a nice ass
[]Bald = with herpes

 
Pick the month you were born on:
[x]1 = who ate
[]2 = who needed
[]3 = who killed
[]4 = who shot
[]5 = who killed
[]6 = who smoked with 
[]7 = who banged
[]8 = who ran shirtless with 
[]9 = who got stabbed horribly by
[]10 = who cuddled with
[]11 = who slept with
[]12 = who ran naked with
 
 
Pick the day you were born on:
[]01 = the kool-aid man
[]02 = a dog
[]03 = a shoe
[]04 = a toothbrush
[]05 = Santa Claus
[x] 06 = the Trojan Man
[]07 = Barney the dinosaur
[]08 = a prostitute
[]09 = a porn star
[]10 = a bag of weed
[]11 = my lover
[]12 = a serial killer
[]13 = a horse
[]14 = a lesbian
[]15 = a stripper
[]16 = a pickle
[]17 = an orange
[]18 = a homo
[]19 = a jew
[]20 = my mom
[]21 = a homeless man
[]22 = a whore
[]23 = my crush
[]24 = an easter egg
[]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[]27 = a bowl of cereal
[]28 = a french fry
[]29 = your dealer
[]30 = Paris Hilton
[]31 = your grandma
 
 
Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing:
[]White = because I love marijuana
[]Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[]Pink = Because the lil people told me to
[x]Blue = Because I have AMAZING boobs
[]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[]Polka Dots = because I hate my life
[]Purple = because I'm gay
[]Gray = because I got dared
[]Other = because that's how I roll
[]Green = because I'm good in bed
[]Orange = because I smoke crack
[]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[]Brown = because I had to

Pfff. All I can say is wow. Just wow. x3