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Friday, 14 October 2011
01:15:29 AM (GMT)
Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.

One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created
the universe?"

When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a
pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said,
"Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April
didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck
her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April
fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she
had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time
April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME,
I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

The Teacher fainted.

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‹♪♥Twisted~X~Angel♥♪› says:   14 October 2011   181326  
One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at
camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teachers tent and
asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".

His teacher replies "NO"

Johnny moans and says "But my mummy lets me".

"OK then, just for tonight" the teacher replies.

Johnny jumps into bed with her and asks "Miss can I please play with
your belly button with my finger".

She again says "NO".

"But my mummy lets me" says Johnny again.

"Well I suppose it's OK" replies the teacher.

Things are silent for a few minutes until the teacher leaps up
screaming "THAT'S NOT MY BELLY BUTTON"

Little Johnny replies "It aint my finger either".
 
‹(>^.^)>meep-me-ish-fluffeh› says:   14 October 2011   327795  
XD lmao
 
‹Kairos› says:   14 October 2011   882948  
Ohdeary :s

LMAO.
 
‹♪♥Twisted~X~Angel♥♪› says:   14 October 2011   336234  
Thanks
 
‹S mƴ D.› says:   14 October 2011   847227  
The first one I've heard before. The second one is funny as hell xD
 
‹♪♥Twisted~X~Angel♥♪› says :   14 October 2011   256413  
Damn right it is!
 

 
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