Monday, 29 November 2010
04:29:29 PM (GMT)
Me: Hey, how's it going?
You: Er... why is this diary here? I mean, you were doing the whole day-by-day thing,
and suddenly there's this random diary floating around here.
Me: Oh well i forgot to write a diary yesterday- which was a shame considering the
BRILLIANT day i had.
You: What did you do?
Me: Oh i went to my boyfriends house. He tickled me to death, then we played COD:
Black Ops. I got 4 kills and like 70 deaths in 8 games.
You: Nice- you're pretty crap at COD then....
Me: Well it was my first go.
You: Ok then.
Me: OMIGOD. IT'S LIKE, THE END OF NOVEMBER. WHO THE FUCK IS LETTING OFF FIREWORKS
Me: Uhhhh... *hides*
Me: OMG GO AWAY CREEPY NAKED GUYYYY D:
You: Whut? I'm not naked...
Me: *wakes up* Oh. Sorry. I fell asleep.
You: You dream about me naked?
Me: Uhhhhh..... no........
You: EWWW. PEDO. *runs away*
Me: Gohddd now i have no friends. *follows you*
- an hour later, at your house -
Me: *jumps out from behind your couch, naked*
You: *drops your cookies and milk* OMG WTF. MY COOKIES!! *cries*
You: Why are you naked?
Me: I'm not naked... you're dreaming.
You: I have milk all over my foot. I'm quite obviously NOT dreaming.
Me: Yes you are. You jizzed in yo' bed. I am THAT sexy.
You: *raises an eyebrow*
Me: *grabs a hula hoop and starts hula-hooping, naked*
You: *stabs me with a cookie*
Me: (bleeding stupidly over your lovely white carpet) omigod. *rips cookie out of
chest and eats it*
You: YOU ARE SO WIERD. GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!!!
Me: Okokok... *jumps through your window and walks home, naked and bleeding rather a