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Tuesday, 8 June 2010
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I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese
being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my
penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply
wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I
wear the cheese.
So to give you a basic understanding of my Swiss cheese fetish. The simplest thing is
that it’s a hand job using Swiss cheese as the tool to pleasure me, but I like to
expand upon it by having you wrap Swiss cheese slices around my penis, and I wear it
for a length of time, then we repeat the process, allowing me to savor your handy
work. However it’s more complex then just having a girl wrap cheese around my
In my younger years I developed a strong urge for sex, but not being the best looking
guy out there, girls tended to ignore me. So I would fantasize about sex and
masturbate, but it just was not the same. One day I just had some strange feeling,
and for some unknown reason used cheese to masturbate. I started to relate girls to
cheese… I tried many different types of cheese…however none could compare to
Swiss it a perfect representative of cheese to me, if I held up a slice of Swiss
cheese in front of you, that compared to any other style of cheese, I am sure you
would recognize Swiss over the rest. Also the way it smells, given it’s not that
bad, I use domestic, and it’s eye patterns and color, Swiss is very attractive to
me. It also shares all the characteristics I see in girls. It feels smooth and silky,
it’s semi soft and flexible, and it’s smell is like perfume to me.
Take all these things and add them together, and that is what I love about having a
girl wrap Swiss cheese around my penis, that and the fact that it’s like having sex
with you, because you control the action.
Now do I like regular sex, sure, but at the time, and I would say a good ten years
before I had normal sex, this was it’s substitute. Now I am just addicted to it,
like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It’s like a drug, that I simple can’t
get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high,
then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I
like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with
them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much
rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple
can’t get enough. Do you understand? And would be willing to help me with my

Last edited: 8 June 2010

‹shii-chan♥› says :   8 June 2010   798774  
...cheezfetish, dood. o_e

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