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Monday, 7 December 2009
05:59:13 PM (GMT)
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. 

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 

Friends come and go. Pizza will be there forever.

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. 

Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time. 

Thank you for not annoying me more than you do. 

Into every life, some rain must fall; usually when your car windows are down. 

The dingo took my baby!

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole. 

I carried a watermelon.

Everybody is just figments of my imagination. 

I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything specific. 

Instant human! Just add coffee. 

I don't care where you go - just get lost.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. 

The problem with reality is a lack of background music. 

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

One day, you're going to look back on this, and then plow into a parked car. 

Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line you're in will
always take the longest. 

I'm not myself today; maybe I'm you. 

Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 

Go now, or forever hold your pee. 

I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday

If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the wrong lane. 

I can resist everything except temptation. 

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy.

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‹life.moves.on› says:   7 December 2009   910445  
> What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
If it happens quickly, you get a heart attack =D

> You can't win. You can't break even. You can't even quit the game. 
Lies.

> I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 
So do I.

> Friends come and go. Pizza will be there forever.
But you might not like Pizza as much as before after some time.

> It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission. 
Not for me, because apologizing means I screwed up.

> Of course I don't look busy. I did it right the first time.
lol, no answer

> Thank you for not annoying me more than you do. 
Sorry!

> Into every life, some rain must fall; usually when your car windows
are down. 
Because otherwise it doesn't matters much if it rains or not. Unless
it causes a crash.

> The dingo took my baby!
Grab a shogun and hunt it?

> A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Lies; he's a pharmacist specialized in drinkable drugs.

> Many people, when they run into a telephone pole, blame the pole. 
But it was TOTALLY in the fucking middle!!!

> I carried a watermelon.
...nice to know?

> Everybody is just figments of my imagination. 
Maybe.

> I went to a general store. They wouldn’t let me buy anything
specific. 
Those bastards.

> Instant human! Just add coffee. 
But coffee is so expensive these days...

> I don't care where you go - just get lost.
and don't tell me where you are getting lost either.

> My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. 
You selfish bitch~ ;P

> The problem with reality is a lack of background music. 
I think the same!

> Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Yep.

> One day, you're going to look back on this, and then plow into a
parked car. 
Holy crap how many of these are left?

> Realize that no matter what you do, the grocery store check-out line
you're in will
always take the longest. 
If you bother the people enough, they might move out of the line for
you though.

> I'm not myself today; maybe I'm you. 
Hey! Stop it copycat!

> Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 
Unless you know how to swim.

> Go now, or forever hold your pee. 
It would blow up. Really.

> I'm not crazy 'cause I take the right pills everyday
Pills don't make you sane, they make you look like you are sane.

> If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably in the
wrong lane. 
Well, duh!!!

> I can resist everything except temptation. 
Hmm.. temptation... /drool

> Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Smart eagles don't do it either!

> A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
..indeed.

> I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my
squishy.
... is he gum candy?
 
Doubboyhembaroys says:   11 December 2009   543762  
@phanualz 

Gum candy?

Squishy is a baby jellyfish =3

Finding Nemo. Dory finds a baby jellyfish.

"I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my
squishy."

:D 
‹life.moves.on› says:   12 December 2009   945086  
@Doubboyhembaroys 
lol okay 
 
Himawari says :   12 December 2009   681010  
@phanualz 
@Doubboyhembaroys 

Baby Jelly fish are onlye like . . . tiny ^.^

So adorable. Squishy. // 
 

 
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