British:
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is. [8D Under my...No, never mind.]
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor. 
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell." 
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. 
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.  
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach. 
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic. [Hell no. I hate sports.]
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan. [No. DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME THAT. I'VE BEEN CALLED
THAT BY A BITCH SEVERAL TIMES. NO.]
[ ]  You have an Australian something.
Total: 4

Italian:
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[ ] You know how a real meatball tastes. [Say what? Sorry, I'm getting the wrong
idea here...xD]
[ ] You know Italian songs. 
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye colour.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''. [Hey, I'm eleven and 5'3", so STFU.]
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world.
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 3

Spanish:
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. [Some.]
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned. [I don't consider a pale olive dark.]
[x] You know what a Puta is. (It's Tagalog, too.)
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4

Russian:
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know somebody named Natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 4

Irish:
[ ] You think beer is the best. 
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts/end with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on,
un, an, in, ry,ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[ ] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.
Total: 2

African American:
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually 
[ ] You have nappy hair. 
[x] You like rap. 
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. 
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken. 
[x] You like watermelon. 
[ ] You can dance.  
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian:
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at Math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from Asia. (All, but my baby sister.)
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[x] Most people think you're Chinese.
[x] You call hurricanes - typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 5

German:
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German
[ ] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school. 
[x] You're over 5'2"
Total: 3

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.
[x] You think America should be called the U.S or anything other than America since
"America" geographically refers to the entire North, Central and South American
Continents.
Total: 1

American:
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You would have an abortion.
[ ] You love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[x] You shop at Walmart. 
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 3