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Fave moviesCategory: cannibal the musical
Thursday, 19 February 2009
11:26:42 PM (GMT)
Ok who has seen CANNIBAL THE MUSICAL?!? it is awsome and funny and a little creepy
at times. my fave song is trapper song and the WE ARE INDIANS! part. they are
HE-larious.



trapper song

I can catch a helpless animal, 
Skin it with my bare hands. 
I wake up muddy, 
And I go to bed bloody, 
'Cause I'm a trappin' man.

I can brave the nastiest weather. 
Weather! 
Even if it's 80 below. 
Below! 
My pa was an elephant, but that's irrelevant. 
My ma was an Eskimo.

I eat rabbits' heads for breakfast. 
Breakfast! 
With beaver butt on the side. 
The side! 
My mind's magnificent and my body no different. 
I'm full of trapper pride!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! 
Rip their fur, cut their skin with my knife. 
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! 
One thing's for sure, there's nothing like a trappin' life! 

I'm badder than the baddest sailor! 
Sailor! 
I make love to women 10 feet tall. 
Good lord! 
I've got a chest of wonder and balls of thunder. 
I can break right through a wall.

I love the sound of metal, 
Metal! 
Snapping on an animal's head. 
Ka-chink! 
Sometimes they scamper 
Sometimes they whimper 
But they always end up dead.

(Interlude by Nutter) 
I've always wanted to be somebody 
Who didn't get pushed around. 
Now that I'm a trapper, 
I'm the meanest guy around. 
(Frenchy interrupts) 
Second meanest!

The blood of a fresh-cut rodent 
Is as sweet as brandy wine. 
And the brain of an antelope 
Tastes like cantaloupe. 
What a yummy life!

Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho! 
Rip their fur, cut their eyes out with my knife. 
Yo-ho! Yo-ho! Yo-ho!

(Song is cut short, due to the trapper trio's inability to sing in corresponding
scales) 
[Noon] Oh, Stop! 
[Humphrey] That's sick. 
[Frenchy] I agree. Nutter, you were singing in the wrong key! 
[Nutter] No I wasn't. It was Loutzenheiser. I was singing in Eb minor. 
[Frenchy] The song's in F# major! 
[Bell] I think they're the same thing. I mean, Eb is the relative minor of F#. 
[Frenchy] No, it isn't. The relative minor is 3 half-tones down from the major, not
up! 
[Noon] No, it's 3 down. Like A is the relative minor of C major. 
[Loutzenheiser] But isn't A# in C major? 
[Bell] Wait, are you singing Mixolydian scales, or something? 
[Frenchy] A# is tonic to C major. It's the 6! 
[Humphrey] No it isn't! 
[Swan] Well, it'd be like a raised 13th if anything. 
[Frenchy] Oh well. You guys are just a bunch of loser diggers anyhow! 
[Humphrey] Oh see. You know we're right!

see? hilarious


WE ARE INDIANS!

(this goes on while in the background you can see japanese flags)

Miller: Can you tell us what tribe this is?

"Indian" Chief: Hmmm... We are... Indians.

Miller: Yes, I see that, but... what Indians?

"Indian" Chief: You don't think we are... Indians?

Miller: No I just-

"Indian" Chief: We have... teepees...

Miller: I see that, but-

"Indian" Chief: Look... at all these teepees we have. Because... we are... Indians.

Packer: Yeah, they have teepees

funny

FAV QUOTES

[The miners approach the Grand Canyon.]
Packer: Come on, we can just walk around it. It can't be that big.


Humphrey: Wait, you guys. Let me talk to them. I know how to speak Indian.
Bell: We're gonna die.
Humphrey: Weep-wah, weep-wah, surro no happo? (~Not really Japanese.~)
Indian #2: Nani itto n jaa, omee? (What the heck are you saying?)
Humphrey: He says, "Welcome to the land of blue light."
[Humphrey simultaneously signs "Jesus Christ is dead."]
Indian #2: Omai wa sono uchi, sakana to ishoo ni onemu suru koto ni naru, zo! (Keep
it up and you'll be sleeping with the fishes, see?!)
Humphrey: "I am a carpenter, and this is my brother, Tom."

  Cyclops: Are you lookin' at my eye?!!!
Miners: Ahhhhhhhh!!!
Cyclops: Are you lookin' at my eye?!!!
Miners: No. No. No. Not at all.
Cyclops: A union army soldier did this to me in the big one. Any of you boys fight
for the union army?
Miller: Shucks no!
Bell: Shucky dang darn!
Cyclops: So, you the boys been killin' all my sheepies with those traps.
Noon: Nawww! We just now gots here!
Cyclops: Where you from?
Humphrey: Nashville!
Cyclops: Damn, it's good to see some southern boys. It's been a long time. Well, I
wish I were in the land of cotton. Old times there are not forgotten. Look away! Look
away! Look away!
[Everyone bobs their head to the beat.]
Humphrey: Ya stupid yank!
Cyclops: You ain't southern boys!
Miners: Ahhhhhhhh!!! 

funny you should watch it!


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