Tuesday, 16 December 2008
05:26:18 AM (GMT)
You know what ANNOYS me?
But not just ANY celebrities. Well, celebrities annoy me, but...
Not the adults or anything. The new tween actors/singers/songwriters/dancers.
Why is it that they all need to be able to do all those things?
It's not too much, but please stay a one trick pony. I'm talking to Ashley Tisdale
with "Kiss the Girl," or Selena Gomez with "Cruella De Vil." Really, is it to much to
And in the Video Blogs, or V-Logs, or whatever.
They are ALL about the new Teen Romance, Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus
and Nick Jonas, Miley Cyrus and Justin Gaston, Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas, it's all
like they're swingers.
They all go for each other, since they're all Teen Celebs.
The reason I bring these many things up, is because it annoys me that everytime they
release a new film, or an old film, they remix an old song with the 'latest' new
sound, namely Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato, and the
entire cast of High School Musical.
I can admit, I like the old music from the old movies, but if the film is dead, leave
it dead. No amount of new blood can make a something dead live again.
Also, an alarming number of them have been caught with their pants down, figuratively
and literally. Ever seen Vanessa Ann Hudgens Photos that she 'allegedly' sent to Zac
Efron? You haven't seen them? I have. Same with the 'risque' photographs of Miley
Cyrus, taking photos and posting them on the internet. Even with Jamie Lynn Spears,
who got pregnant, and that's illegal at 16. The funny thing is, she got pregnant
after she gave birth to the first, meaning her boyfriend is STILL breaking the
statutory rape law in America. Also, Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend, Justin Gaston, is a
20 year old underwear model, and she's still 16. They say that they are only
'friends', but in the world of Hollywood, they tend to omit the words 'with benefits'
Also also, the apparent feuds of these teen pop idols vexes the mind.
I mean, who gives a flying kung fu fuck who Nick Jonas is currently dating? Or if ANY
of them are pregnant? It would definitely get their shit together.
Can you imagine Miley Cyrus with a kid? She'd be like mini-Britney.
And another thing.
Statutory rape is a crime. Don't do it because your stupid happy pop star idol is
doing it! They are famous not for their brains, but for their singing and acting
'talent', and idiocy with the media.