Tuesday, 23 September 2008
11:14:24 PM (GMT)
What is your best friend's Mom's name?
Oh god...Umm....Renee and Kim.
Where is the weirdest place you have a mole?
Middle of my forearm. Unless I happened to miss that.
Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
At my school, if your good looking no-one notices because EVERYONE (even teachers)
are GORGEOUS! Makes me feel out of place.
Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
Nope. I've seen other people and flipped them off, but not me.
What body part do you wash first?
Oh look....shiney object...
Do you have any peircings?
Ear piercing, soon to get nose stud biatch.
What's the strangest talent you have?
I can trip on air. And come up with fabulous comebacks.
Do you have an innie or an outtie?
Innie. Cause I'm not cool.
What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
ME NO LIKIE PRINGLES. THANK YOU.
Have you ever been tied up?
Yes, my friends have sick minds.
What was the last thing you ever got grounded for?
Umm...sneaking online to read fanfiction AGAIN.
Do you parallel park or drive around the block?
If I drove, the number of car accidents/screaming monkeys would go noticably up.
Have you ever had two dates in one night?
How many times have you been cussed out?
Too many to count. And I've cussed them back.
Which shoe do you put on first?
I declare this question lame and shall skip.
How old are you?
13. STICK THAT IN YOUR JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!
Have you ever been to a gay bar?
Yes! Only briefly with my aunt but it was fabulous. Oh the haircuts...
Is there one thing all of your ex's have had in common?
They dont exist.
Did you french kiss before you were 16?
You're a wee bit off. Nope.
Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
God. Want. So. Much. Fuckin. Want.
Who is the last person you think about before you fall asleep?
I dunno. Either the kid who moved out of school or rabid chipmunks.
Have you ever had a poem or a song written about you?
Yup! Only it was about how horrible my day was and how bitchy I was being.
Have you ever found anything gross in your parent's bedroom?
Nope. But I was in the bathroom and my dad walked in naked.
What was your childhood nickname?
May. The-insufferable-child-who-will-not-sit-down. Ya know, the ushual.
When is the last time you played the air guitar?
Ripping it out in the middle of the school hallway bitches. Better than you.
Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room?
Nope. Can't figure out a non-pervy way too.
What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
Sing the alphabet. In german. In pig latin.
Have you ever bitten your toenails?
How do you normally eat your cookies?
When working out at the gym, do you wear a belt?
Why would I wear a belt?
Name something you do when you're alone?
Read yoai. ;]
How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
Considering I've only been sloshed once by accident, I'll say one.
Have you ever sniffed an animal's butt?
NO. THAT IS WRONG.
How often do you clean out your ears?
When they start to itch.
Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper?
Depends on how angsty I feel.
About how many times a day do you pick a wedgie?
I wait until the coast is clear. A billion times.
Do you have any strange phobias?
Needles. Being trapped in an air vent/tunnel with the person infront of me refusing
to get out.
Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
What is the stupidest thing you've ever done at a bar?
Umm....walked into it without my mom at age five.
Have you ever been dared to do something you totally regretted?
The whole pretending to rape a toy dog in my underwear was creepy, but nope ^^
Have you ever called your bf/gf by another girl/guys name?
Dont got none.
Have you ever gotten caught farting while on a date?
Once again: Dont got none.
Have you ever played naked twister?
Oh god that sounds fun...
Have you ever been drunk at work?
Have you ever found your gf/bf's sibling more attractive?
Friends sibling attractive, but never dated.
Do you want to bring sexy back?
Pl-ease. Honey, sexy never left.