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somethimg frin ebayCategory: etupid auctions of dolls
Tuesday, 3 June 2008
10:14:52 AM (GMT)
TWO DIFFERENT DOLLS!
ONE STUPID AUCTION!

Sorry, I Don't Know Much About These Dolls.
 The First One Looks German
But She Could Be Polish Or Russian Or Belgian
You Get My Point.
She Looks Like One Of Those Geeks You See In Europe During Your Summer Vacation
Wearing Traditional Garb To Make You Feel Like Your In A Foreign Place And You Didn't
Waste Your Money On Disney World!

Braided Hair, Detailed Dress, Linen Slip, & Detailed Undergarments.

(SEE PHOTOS)
(Always Ready To Lift Them Up For A Euro!)

Her Face Is A Composition Type Once Again Look At The Photos. She Could Be Joan
Crawford With Bigger Eye Brows, Perhaps I'll Draw Them On And Pretend It Was Joan NOT
Marlene That Played The Singer In That World War Two Movie! Remember?

 The Second Doll Looks Like A Plastic Souvenir Doll Who Came Out Of A Camp!
She's No Sophia Loren Because She Isn't Wearing Her Own Eyeglass Wear!
(Poor Thing Doesn't Even Have A Bust Line!)
(Think About It, She Looks About As Italian As Barbra Streisand Wearing A Blond Wig!
With A Nose Job!)

From Rome Italy.
Yeah......
(You Know You're A Jackass When You Buy Stuff Like That Instead Of Gold Jewelry While
In Rome, A Stupid Plastic Doll Just Won't Cut It As A Gift!)

Both Are Approximately 9" Tall And Growing Each Day!

And Seem In Great Condition. They Hardly Say A Word.
 I Purchased Them From A Woman's Smoke Free Home During An Auction Just As They Were
Carrying Her Out In A Coffin With A Silver Stake In Her Heart!
COULD SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THESE TWO STUPID DOLLS OFF ME BEFORE I END UP THROWING THEM
INTO MY NEXT FIREPLACE 
EVENT!
JUST TO WATCH THEM GO UP IN FLAMES, THEIR STUPID HAIR, THEIR MELTING FACES, I AM SO
SICK OF THESE TWO STUPID DOLLS I FEEL LIKE THROWING THEM INTO THE STREET TO SEE HOW
THEY HOLD UP IN HEAVY TRAFFIC DURING THE END OF THE DAY!
YEAH, THE TWO OF THEM WITH THEIR CUTE LITTLE FLATTEN FACES AND TATTERED DRESSES AFTER
A THOUSAND CARS RUN OVER THEIR STUPID LITTLE BODIES!
WELL, I GUESS THAT IS GOING A LITTLE TO FAR BUT THIS AUCTION IS SOOOOOO BORING THAT I
HAD TO SPICE IT UP SOMEHOW!
WHAT DO DOLL PEOPLE DO AT NIGHT?
Important Update!
Apparently These Two Do Not Get Along With Each Other Because Last Night The German
Whatever, Tore The Lace Head Covering Off The Italian!
Honestly, This Is Getting Too Much!

Comments 
Souriyamath says :   3 June 2008   251963  
u should go to amazon.com better than ebay even if ebay have a song
and amazon dont
 

 
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