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Saturday, 1 March 2008
06:46:30 AM (GMT)
You are the modern art piece created by some rich-as-fuck art school student, a
piece of scrap metal twisted into a shapeless form and painted green that sells for
three thousand dollars. You are the poetry of a 17 year old boy who thinks he has
life all figured out when everything he knows is wrong, the poetry that is filled
with senseless bullshit that doesn't make you think like he wants it to. You are the
airbrushed picture of a swimsuit model who can't even find a job anymore because
she's not young enough but still knocked my self esteem down a notch. You are the
Astro-Turf that blankets the dead grass where Daddy was too lazy to water the lawn
because he was drunk. You look like that juicy, luscious McDonald's burger that is
prominently displayed in brilliant colors on your flat screen TV but you taste like
the paper thin piece of shit that the dumbass dropout beaner made the wrong way. You
are the equivalent of watching a meteor shower through a video on YouTube that was
made on a cellphone and the person holding the camera keeps moving and talking so
loudly that you have to shut your sound off to enjoy what little you can see from
your one mega pixel. Having sex with you is like the first time I ever watched the
ball drop on New Year's Eve; there was so much anticipation surrounding it, and
everyone had made it sound so awesome that I was expecting the big bang version 2.0
but instead it was over in two seconds and I nearly missed it. It's easier to
convince an 8 year old on Neopets that they should give you their password because
you'll give them four million Neopoints than it is to tell when you're lying to me.
It's men like you that make me believe strongly in the death penalty.

‹x-le-bon-Jude-x› says:   26 March 2008   453979  
wow. This actually made me think. I like all the little references
thrown in.
Fabby says:   27 March 2008   357837  
That was sort of its intended purpose. XD Thank you, I suppose.
I feel quite special now.
saralyn247 says:   14 June 2008   589173  
It actually got me thinking... and I unerstood it. Wow.
saralyn247 says :   14 June 2008   342878  

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