Wednesday, 8 August 2007
05:00:26 PM (GMT)
Written by: Sammy and Gina
Sammy: Wow, guess who is at a Nickelback concert?
ERIC AND PONYBOY.
Yes, they left me and Gina. THEY LEFT US AND ARE HANGING OUT TOGETHER.
THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY THEY.
Sorry, just felt like announcing that in public.
haha, i think i spelled the bands name wrong
Gina- I KNOW
That THEY are at the concert,Sammy!
How dare THEY leave us.
Although I'm pretty sure they're back by now.
No, you didn't spell the name wrong.
Hopefully THEY had a good time together.
They were happy TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Baba ba baaaaaaaa ba ba ba baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Gina-I'm sure That THEY had a great time.
And Eric ate pretzels.
And he offered Pony a pretzel.
But Pony said that he only likes them SOMETIMES and today wasn't the day for a
So Eric hissed at him and ate them himself.
then, Ponyboy felt bad for declining Eric's pretzels, so he offererd him a pear!
A pear! But...no spoon.
But then, The Hisser hissed again! He wanted a spoon with that pear!
No spoon, no pear.
So Eric decided he couldn't have a pear.
And Pony said "Fine, whatever floats your boat."
Then Eric turned red and threw a tantrum cuz he hates that saying.
He made a frowny face like this ----->
Except he forgot his period.
Oh dear, that made him hiss even more.
Sammy- But once again..
Ponyboy felt bad for making Eric hiss.
So he did this.
. <----He added the period.
Eric INSTANTLY was happy again, those mood swings of his.
So they danced, HAPPYYYYYY TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRR!
Gina- My My
Eric was happy indeed.
So happy, in fact, that he jumped up and jogged around the whole building where the
concert was being held.
Because he likes to jog.
And well...all of those pretzels were making him fat.
While he was jogging, he found a spoon on the ground.
Alas, his pear awaited him.
But when he returned, he discovered that Pony had eaten his pear.
AND his pretzels.
Because Pony decided that he liked pretzels again...for now.
Sammy- Uh oh..
Eric didn't like that. Ponyboy ate ALLLLLLLL of the pretzels, and didn't even save
one for him!
You'd think Pony was immuned to Eric's hissing by now. But oh, he wasn't. Heck, he
doesn't even know what the word "immuned" means! He had to ask Sammy when he was
talking to her on AIM.
Ponyboy apoligized to Eric, for sinking his boat.
Eric just kept onnnnnn hissing.
Ponyboy: "Hey, c'mon, let's go to the movies, and enjoy a sodapop together!"
After Eric discovered that his hissing had no affect on Pony, he agreed to go to the
Eric wanted to see Spider-man 3, because oh how he adores it.
The young Venom lad reminds him of himself for some odd reason.
But they soon discovered that Spider-man 3 was no longer playing in theatres.
So Eric pulled out his lucky Spider-man costume and flew away into the treetops!
But Eric can't fly.
So he fell out of a tree and popped his knee out of it's socket.
Oh, how Pony laughed.
And oh, how Eric hissed!
Sammy- "but wait!"
Ponyboy said, optimistically.
"There is always Karate Kid!"
PAINT THE FENCE!
"THAT MOVIE IS GAY." Eric hissed.
Pony: Wax on, wax off.
Eric hissed more.
Gina- Eric was frightened
When Pony changed the channel from Karate Kid to The Sixth Sense
Eric is a wimp when it comes to horror movies so he cried
"What the hell Pony, is this a joke???"
"Would you rather watch Halloween?" asked Ponyboy.
"MICHAEL MYERS IS GAYYY!!!!" yelled Eric.
But he was only saying that because Michael tried to become Eric's sugardaddy. And
because the sexy Dr. Sam Loomis tried to steal Eric's
beautiful,wonderful,talented,forgiving,non-accusing,and non-stubborn girlfriend Gina
away from him.
Lifes a bitch, eh?
Sammy- So, they watched halloween.
Ponyboy had no problem with it.
So Eric was hissing his ass off, while Pony was immuned.
Eric offerered Pony more pretzels.
"Nah, now is not the time for pretzels. That's only SOMETIMES." Pony said.
Eric shrugged, and ate yet another pear with a spoon.
He couldn't stand watching Loomis anymore, so he took a jog around the block, and he
almost got hit by a car!
He learned his lesson never to night jog again.
Gina- Eric had a brilliant idea
As he returned from his night jog.
He ran to the store and purchased a Michael Myers mask and decided to frighten Pony.
He ran home and put on the mask and when he opened the door.
PONY SHOT ERIC SIX TIMES!! SIX TIMES HE SHOT HIM!!!
But of course, if you shoot someone six times, they are bound to NOT die.
But you WILL get hurt.
Eric hissed like hell...oh the pain he was in.
He hissed so much that they took him to a mental hospital, and placed him in a padded
With a clown as his roomate.
He was never seen or heard from again.
Whew! All that from a Nickelback concert!
But what happened to Pony, you ask?
Ponyboy had had an exausting night.
He had seen Nickelback with his twin seperated at birth, ate pretzels, which is rare
since he only ate them SOMETIMES, ate a pear WITHOUT a spoon, UNLIKE Eric does, and
shot somebody SIX TIMES!.
He went home, and opened up his journal and wrote:
"When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I
had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home."
Why was he thinking about this, you ask?
Last edited: 9 August 2007