Monday, 4 June 2007
12:47:38 AM (GMT)
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave
the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The
next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar,
which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this:
First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but
still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with
nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the
teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next
door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no
matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"