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Monday, 4 December 2006
04:48:06 AM (GMT)
There was a brunette standing along side a busy road chanting "88, 88, 88, 88..."
until a blonde came up to her and said, "that looks like fun, can I try?" The
brunette said sure so the blonde chanted, "88, 88, 88, 88." "Well," said the
brunette, "that is fun. But what is even more fun is if you say it in the middle of
the street" So the blonde said "OK" and stood in the middle of the street. "88, 88,
88, 88-" BAM! she was run over by a car, completely flattened. Along the side of the
road, the brunette began to chant, "89, 89, 89, 89...

Whats a frog's favorite music?
A:hip hop

"Doctor, Doctor, You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!"
"Do you drink a lot?" asked the doctor.
"Not really. I spill most of it!" 

Q: What advice don't you want to hear from a doctor before an operation?
A: Whatever you do, don't go into the light.

A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions
are only two minutes apart!"
"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.
"No, you idiot!" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

well that's all i have for now see ya

trippinout98 says:   8 December 2006   754523  
trayc cries:   12 December 2006   761462  
omg i cryin wit laughter....u ever thoui of beina comedance lol
Tomboy400 says:   15 January 2007   551175  
i like the first 1
Twizzlers says:   16 January 2007   818181  
Funny, funny, and funny!
Heavenly_Angle09 says:   19 February 2007   732226  
lmfao. thier all funniii
neko_girl76 writes:   8 May 2007   246132  
‹SqueeneyTodd› says :   21 February 2008   928733  
That's hilarious! That must've been one dumb person, standing in the
road like that, I mean come on!


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