Sunday, 18 September 2011
05:58:42 PM (GMT)
Once upon a time there was a girl names Skunk Tail Frenzy. Skunk Tail Frenzy was
crazy. She chased invisible blue cats all over the house. Then she would go back to
her room and sing Justin Beiber songs in screamo version. She would also hump Kitty
Kat Hallie’s leg while yelling, “Righteous, righteous!!”
One day, Skunk Tail Frenzy was out walking her snake, Blue Muffin Top. Skunk Tail
Frenzy then came across a strange coin on the ground. She picked it up and put it in
her pocket. Then she took it to the bank. She gave it to the bank peoples, and they
said it was worth a million dollars. They gave her the money and she took it home.
She then decided to spend it on booking a Justin Beiber concert at a party for her
and all of her crazy friends.
Skunk Tail Frenzy was at the party with her friends, listening to Justin Beiber’s
voice crack, when Kitty Kat Hallie walked in and screamed. They all looked at her and
said, “What’s the hell’s wrong?” But before Hallie could answer, she passed
out. Then they all realized what made her faint. Everyone looked over to the stage to
see Blue Muffin Top eating Justin’s head. The snake had his whole head inside its
mouth, and it was trying to eat his neck too. Everyone screamed and panicked.
Then Skunk Tail Frenzy had a great idea. She quickly grabbed the snake’s tail and
squeezed up, like a tube of toothpaste. This made the snake burp, and it spit out his
head. But, it was too late. Justin was dead. All the skin on his face was gone,
revealing only bone and blood, and also a strange mucus that was probably the
snake’s spit. Everyone had a moment of silence for Justin.
Suddenly, Dahvie Vanity burst through the door and shouted, “Never fear, the Slash
Gash Terror Crew is here!!!” And then Dahvie Vanity, Jay Von Monroe, and Jeffrree
Star came in and ‘saved the day’ by messily devouring Justin’s body, and then
murdering everyone else at the party with a machete. It was awesome.
And the world was a better place. The End.
[MY SISTER AND I WROTE THIS CUZ WE DUMB.]