Wednesday, 13 October 2010
10:21:09 PM (GMT)
You: Nothing much. Just assassinating some ninjas.
Stranger: Oh you!
You: Oh me what?
Stranger: I'm just cappin' zombies, typical tuesday
You: Ah. Them dang zombies.
Stranger: Their all "I'm gonna eat your brains" and I'm all "No." and shoot them.
You: hahaha. They're so stupid! XD
You: For all that brain eating.
Stranger: Don't they know to much gray meat makes you fat?
You: Apparently not. Tsk Tsk, Zombies. Tsk. Tsk
Stranger: Not as annoying as the abominable snowman, he got water everywhere in my
You: Not THAT guy!?
You: I hate that guy!
Stranger: Uggh, I KNOW!
You: He has no manners what so ever. And his snow cones are HORRIBLE.
Stranger: Those were NOT Lemon Flavored! Now you know why they say don't eat the
You: Gosh. Nobody likes a lying abominable snowman.
You: And don't even get me started on Santa!
Stranger: HE BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE ALL THE TIME
You: ME TOO!!!!
Stranger: Just to give me wool sweaters! WTF!
You: You would think he would at least give me that pony I always wanted, but NO!
You: And he eats all my cookies.
Stranger: My milk? All gone.
You: Grr. Santa. And he wonders why he's fat.
Stranger: He sure isn't jolly.
Stranger: Now the Easter Bunny, what the hell is wrong with that guy?
You: Nope. He's one mean guy. Keeping all those elves and reindeer captive in the
You: Oh. OH. No no no.
You: The Easter Bunny is just wrong.
Stranger: How the hell does he lay eggs?!
Stranger: He's a mammal?
You: I have no idea! He must be some kind of WITCH!
Stranger: BUUUUUURN HIM.
You: I mean... what other mammal lays eggs other than a platypus?
You: He just has to be pure evil.
Stranger: What if he and the platypus mated?
Stranger: MEGA EVIL
You: That's just sick! Not only does he lay eggs... he goes and RAPES PLATYPUSES?
Stranger: It's scary.
Stranger: My sister is a platypus! I'm worried about her.
You: Better watch out for her, man. Make sure the Easter Bunny don't sneak in her
Stranger: Will do.
Stranger: Dracula is pretty chill, but he can be a douche.
You: Oh yes.
Stranger: He doesn't understand the idea of personal space.
You: Really. I mean, come on. If you're gonna drink somebodies blood, at least ASK
Stranger: One second your having dinner with him then wham! Bites your neck.
Stranger: He's really unprofessional.
You: He is. And then he randomly turns into a bat when ever he has guests.
Stranger: And those three women of his! Is he a insane polygamist?
You: I have no idea, but it's just not right to lead them on like that.
You: Talk about a player. >_<
You: Then there's the tooth fairy. Don't forget about her.
Stranger: Those are MY teeth!
Stranger: She was window shopping last week.
Stranger: WTF does she do with those teeth?
You: I have no idea. But one thing I do know is, my teeth are so worth more than a
Stranger: Maybe she fights her enemies with a tooth launcher.
You: Hmm. Maybe. Does she even have enemies?
Stranger: There is always the Easter Bunny.
Stranger: No one likes him.
You: And Santa.
You: And the Yettie.
Stranger: And Wookies.
Stranger: Yes, Wookies.
You: Not Wookies!?!?!
Stranger: Wookies are jerks.
Stranger: I only have 3 finger and 2 teeth because of a Wookie.
Stranger: I WAS LUCKY
You: Damn them Wookies.
You: What about them Oompa Loompas?
Stranger: Immigrants, obviously.
You: Obviously. Taking jobs from our citizens
Stranger: Wonka is lucky he doesn't do business in Arizona.
Stranger: Or he'd be in TROUBLE.
You: Darn right he would.
You: I mean. Come on! Little orange freaks running around?
You: Who wants THAT touching their chocolate?
Stranger: They have glitter on em to!
You: I know! It's so unsanitary!
Stranger: Took a bite outta my chocolate, ate glitter, had to get stomach pumped.
You: It's so dangerous. It should be illegal. He should be sued.
Stranger: You know who I don't like?
You: Oh my gosh. I know, right? Who says HE'S king?
Stranger: He kills his dad and he's in charge? What the hell?
You: I know! And everybody else is supposed to just sit back and agree with it!
You: I mean, I think POSEIDON deserves the gold, don't you?
Stranger: And Hades gets stuck with the ass end of things.
You: Oh yes. That is very true.
Stranger: He can't even get a decent girlfriend.
Stranger: Needs to use magical pomegranate.
Stranger: That's just desperate.
You: Poor Greek Gods. >_<
Stranger: Athena's pretty hot.
You: And what is up with Mother Nature?
Stranger: She's so bossy.
You: I know. And so inconsiderate.
Stranger: Yeah, EARTHQUAKES kinda SUCK "Mom"
You: And I really don't need wind today. It took me HOURS to do my hair!
You: And what do you do? You mess it up! >_<
Stranger: And we can't move out either.
You: I know. Cause of course, we'd die.
Stranger: Death is a jerk too.
You: Oh yes.
You: He just goes around stealing the thing we value most.
Stranger: Who died and made him..wait.
You: I guess he died?
You: Wait.. did Death commit suicide? How does that even work?
Stranger: *Head explodes from deep thought*
You: Then of course there is aliens.
Stranger: This is OUR planet!
You: Exactly! And OUR bodies! I don't need their alien hands probing me!
Stranger: Their like a bunch of green pervy teenagers with laser.
You: Don't forget the big heads.
Stranger: And they get angry when you stare!
Stranger: Their from another planet! HOW CAN YOU NOT STARE?
You: I KNOW!?!?!?!?!
You: I can't help it if they're ugly!
Stranger: They evolved that way, it ain't our fault.
You: And what gives them the right to just come here, univited?
Stranger: Rude, just downright rude.
You: Very. >_<
Stranger: At least Jim Raynor gets them to back off.
You: That's true.
You: Too bad that has no effect on those T-rexes.
Stranger: How does something with such tiny arms cause so much chaos?
You: I know. how can they even stand up with their bodies being so unbalanced?
Stranger: Maybe the Aliens do something to em.
You: They're all out to get us!
Stranger: I guess it's up to you, me, Jim Raynor, and Gordon Freeman.
You: Don't forget Chuck Norris.
Stranger: And Clint Eastwood.
You: Oh wait... you know who else is out to get us? Miley freaking Cyrus.
Stranger: DO NOT WANT,
Stranger: What is her agenda?
Stranger: One second she's an innocent popstar, the next she's a slut.
You: My theory is... she's always been slut. She was just undercover because she knew
they'd think she raped her sister Noah if she came out right away.
Stranger: That's it!
You: We need to destroy her and everybody else we just talked about!
Stranger: All we have are rubber bands, some gun powder, and a makeup kit.
You: First... we ruin Miley Cyrus's image...
You: Oh wait.. she did that all on her own.
Stranger: We should get MacGyver on this one..
You: WE should! XD
Stranger: He'll make a nuke out of Spray paint, batteries, and foot lotion.
You: Yes, yes.
You: Then we'll use one of the Aliens body armor to protect ourselves
Stranger: Yes, yes.
Stranger: Then we break into Santas house and empty his fridge.
You: And free all the elves which will then revolt.
Stranger: It's all coming together.
You: Perfectly. XD
You: And then! We'll be so filthy rich we'll rule the world!!!!!
Stranger: We should also cut off Zues' beard, for the lols
You: lol. YES. And turn him into stone using Medusa's head
Stranger: Then, nothing will stop us!
You: But wait... what about Death?
You: We'll have to turn him over to our side.
You: Then we can live forever.
You: We'll offer him Miley Cyrus's body.
Stranger: Side note: do something about Edward Cullen.
You: Vampires DO NOT SPARKLE
Stranger: Maybe he's really an OOMPA LOOMPA!
You: I bet you're right!
You: We'll kill them off with unicorn horns
Stranger: The Unicorns will be sacrificed for something greater than themselves
You: Yes. I'm sure it's a willing sacrifice
You: Well. Is that it, then?
Stranger: It seems so.
You: Huh. Well thanks for probably the best conversation I've had on here.
Stranger: Lol, thanks to you too.
You: haha. XD
You: Bye bye, stranger. XD