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Sunday, 18 April 2010
07:02:53 PM (GMT)
-cough-

Time started: 2:44.
Name: Emily.
Single or Taken: Single.
Sex: INTERCOURSE
Birthday: February 17th.
Sign: Aquarius.
Eye colour: Shit-brown
What are you wearing: A panda bear with balloons t-shirt, purple plaid shirt, and
some jeans.
Where do you live: In a house.
Righty or lefty: Righty-tighty.

FAVOURITE
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Where is your favourite place to shop: Online.
Colour: ORANG PENDEK
Number: Number nine, number nine, number nine.
Boy Name: Bo.
Girl Name: Penny.
Animal: Armadillo.
Month: March.
Film: A Fish Called Wanda. 
Juice: Juice makes me sick.
Breakfast: Dinosaur oatmeal.
Favourite cartoon character: FUCK CARTOONS. I mean... Squidward.

HAVE YOU EVER 
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Given anyone a bath: My dog, maybe.
Smoked: lolno.
Bungee Jumped: Don't plan to.
Gone skinny dipping: Nope.
Eaten a dog: No.
Put your tongue on a frozen pole: I watched somebody do that.
Loved someone so much it made you cry: No.
Broken a bone: Yes. My hammer toe. And my teeth.
Played truth or dare: Yes, but in a non-sexual way.
Been in a physical fight: Nope.
Been in a police car: Nope.
Been in a hot tub: A long time ago.
Swam in the ocean: Yus.
Fallen asleep in school: It's either too goddamn cold or too goddamn hot to fall
asleep.
Ran away: No.
Broken someone’s heart: No.
Cried when someone died: Yeah, my grandpa.
Cried in school: In kindiegarten.
Fell off your chair: Yes.
Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call: No.
Saved AIM conversation: For reference.

WHAT IS 
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Your good luck charm: Nothing.
Best song you ever heard: MONKBERRY MOON DELIGHT. OH GOD GREATEST THING EVER.
What’s your room like: Clothes I'm too lazy to put away, so they just stack up
neatly on my chair. That's about it.
Last thing you ate: A cheeseburger.
What kind of shampoo do you use: Tresemme Triple Breakage Protection. Or something
like that.
Best thing that has happened to you this year: Nothing.
Worst thing that has happened to you this year: Nothing.
Do you believe in karma: Naw.

HAVE YOU HAD 
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Chicken pox: No.
Sore Throat: Yes.
Stitches: Nup.
Broken nose: My grandma did.

DO YOU
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Believe in a love at first sight: Infatuation at first sight? Yes.
Like picnics: No. Bugs always attack my food.
Like school: Sometimes. Not often.
What schools have you gone to: Preschool, a crummy Catholic school that's closing
this year, and a high-end Catholic school next year.
Would you eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars: No.
Who was the last person that called you: Dunno. Prolly Andy.
What makes you laugh the most: "batshit".

LAST PERSON 
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You yelled at: My sister.
Who broke your heart: Nobody. 
Who is your loudest friend: Emily. OH LOL SAME NAMES

DO YOU / ARE YOU
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Do you like filling these out: Surveys are tasty.
Do you wear contacts or glasses: No. Both of my eyes suck Godzilla's balls, but they
cancel each other out and leave me with near-perfect vision.
Do you like yourself: I'm alright.
Do you get along with your family: Most of the time.
Obsessive: Over things for a short period of time.
Compulsive: Sometimes.
Anorexic: I'M A FATASS WHO ISN'T FAT KTHNX.

FINAL QUESTIONS 
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What are you listening to right now: Hm. Carolina On My Mind by James Taylor.
What did you do yesterday: Sat at home. Did nothing. Saw to rabbits in my yard and
hoped that they didn't have sex there. Because wherever they have sex, they usually
crap out their babies in the same place.
Hate someone in your family: Let me think. Do I even care about anybody in my
family?
What automobile do you wish to have: A '69 Volkswagen Beetle. lolbeetle
Where do you want to get married: Nowhere.
If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be: Nothing.
How many remote controls are in your house: Like, six. Three that work.
Are you double jointed: My friend is.
Last time you took a bath: Third grade.
The last movie you saw at the cinemas: How TO Train Your Dragon. It's the best movie
ever, especially if you finish every other line saying "I LOVE YOU"
Do you like scary or happy films: Silly films.
Black or white: Fuck that shit, I like brown.
Root Beer or Doctor Pepper: Dr. Pepper.
Vanilla or chocolate: Chocolate chocolate, vanilla ice cream.
Silver or Gold: SILVER AND GOOOOLD, SILLLVER AND GOOOLD
Diamond or pearl: Diamonds.
Sunset or Sunrise: Sunset plx.
Sprite or 7up: Neither.
Cats or dogs: Dogs, but kitties are just as awesome.
Coffee or tea: Iced tea.
Telephone or in person: In person. I do not talk on the telefono.
Are you the oldest, middle, youngest or only child: Middle.
Indoor or outdoor: Indoors.
End Time: 3:04.

Comments 
branches says:   19 April 2010   420047  
intercourse?
nice, woody word.

eeeeeee.
Volks Beetles are adorable.
C:
 
loftygrass says:   19 April 2010   676543  
@branches 
I was gonna say "PSYCHEDELIC ROLLS-ROYCE"
But. That would be way. too. expensive. D: 
 
branches says :   19 April 2010   621117  
@loftygrass 
butbutbut.
IT'S JUST WHAT YOU WANT!
D8
*wishes she had thought of psychedelic rolls* 
 
 
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