Just because some FT conversations are too cool to forget. (y)

Lyncheh: Do that and I'll kick you out. -srs face-     
Lyncheh: Lol, I earn more an hour than my mom. Embarassing for her I guess.  
  
Bootheghost: -steals pens and legs it- :<     
Lyncheh: SECURITY. ; _ ;    
Lyncheh: I watched videos on shoplifting in my training today, I know all
about scum like you. ):<     
Bootheghost: OLOL. I BEEN CAUGHT. But, frankly, the Ikea pencils are way
cooler.     
Lyncheh: FINE, GO TO IKEA YOU PIECE OF S- I mean, have a nice day, valued
customer.     
Bootheghost: CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT. :<
Lyncheh: NONE OF OUR STAFF ACCEPT ABUSE AND WE HAVE A RIGHT TO REFUSE ENTRY
OR SALE.          
Bootheghost: WELL. WELL... I HAVE A PRICING GUN. Gimme your Argos stock or
else.
Lyncheh: We're out of stock. For everything. Sorry.     
Bootheghost: Then... GIVE ME YOUR STAFF NAME BADGE. I want.
Lyncheh: Won't get it until Thursday. (;     
Bootheghost: Nooooooooo. ): -sulks off to Ikea-
Lyncheh: FINE. -slams door on your arse-     
Bootheghost: EAT IKEA, ARGOS. :<     
Bootheghost: BUT. I WORK AT OXFAM. SO HA.
Lyncheh: FOR NO MONEY     
Lyncheh: GUTTEDDDDDDDDDDD
Bootheghost: For the good of the community. (y) :P
Lyncheh: I work for the good of..myself. So..stfu. -drooly-
Lyncheh: I THINK YOU MEAN TO GET A WORTHLESS DoE, YES INDEED     
Bootheghost: BUT I HAVE FREE COFFEE AT MY WORK.     
Bootheghost: SO HA.
Lyncheh: I HAVE FREE TEA. AND TEA IS BETTER THAN COFFEE.
Bootheghost: I DON'T EVEN DRINK EITHER. :<
Lyncheh: I get a 10% discount on things anyone would actually want to buy.
):<
Bootheghost: GTFO ARGOS EMPLOYEE. >:
Lyncheh: NO. I CANNOT.
Bootheghost: YES. YOU CAN.
Lyncheh: You're banned from all Argos stores. BRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP.     
Lyncheh: Also Homebase, as it's from the same company.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAP.
Bootheghost: NOT HOMEBASE. It's my livelyhood.     
Bootheghost: *livelihood. OLOL.
Lyncheh: Stfu man. You're barred from any town/city in which there is an
Argos.     
Bootheghost: GTFO MAN. I HAVE AN ARGOS IN MY TOWN.
Lyncheh: Yeah, well. Sux2bu. Move out.
Bootheghost: I WAS IN OXFAM FIRST. SO YOU MOVE OUT, ARGOS EMPLOYEE.
Lyncheh: I AM MOVING OUT, BETCH.
Bootheghost: OH GOOD. SO AM I. :B GOODBYE.