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One Stupid MotherCategory: No offense to mothers or nothing...
Sunday, 7 June 2009
06:16:54 PM (GMT)
One day,a girl named Lillian saw something moving on a road.Lillian picked up what
seemed to be a turtle that was sunbathing.Lillian yelled out to her
mother,"MOMMY,MOMMY!!Look what I found out on the road"!The mother came from the
kitchen,cleaning off her hands,and picked up the turtle."Well,this seems to be a fine
looking turtle,must weigh about 2 pounds,and some sharp nails.Why don't you keep
it?It is very fun to have a turtle as a pet,I once had one named Steve,so why not
give the turtle a try"?The mother asked.So,a few weeks later,the mother asked Lillian
if she had been feeding the turtle."I have Mommy"!Lillian said."Well than why is its
cage empty,I guess it ran off,must be starving by now".The mother said."Umm,mom there
is an error in your sentence,actually there is two".Lillian said."Well what are my
errors"?The mother asked."Well first off,turtles can't run and second,I let it loose
because it wasn't a good experience".Lillian explained.The two busted out laughing
while Lillian said,"I'de rather have a puppy"!The mother stopped laughing and groaned
and said,"".And that is the end to my tale,please wait for "One Stupid Mother

‹.Nothing.Is.Real.♦› says:   7 June 2009   587979  
Lillian is a total Mary-Sue.
EmoTigrGrl says :   7 June 2009   635883  
I know,right?!


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