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Things I've Learned From The Dictionary - Part M.Category: (general)
Thursday, 12 February 2009
10:31:33 PM (GMT)
1.Madonna: Mary,mother of Jesus.(See,this is why I hate religion.Because how
the FUCK does Mary relate to that 50 year old child adopter who sings songs about
losing their virginity,when Mary IS a virgin?And how does Jesus have an 'On Earth'
dad named Joseph and an 'Up In The Sky' dad named God.Mary's a hoe,dontcha think?)

2.mambo: a rhumba-like ballroom dance. (OMG,does anyone remember that pimpin'
song Mambo #5?That was liek the best.)

3.man: 1.a human being,specifically the more highly developed of the primates.
2.the human race. (Wow.This term is so sexist.Men do not make up the whole human
race.Damn you,Webster.)

4.marriageable: fitted by age,physical condition,etc. for marriage.
("Sorry.Take your ring back.You're not marriageable.")

5.medicine man: among North American Indians,one professing supernatural
powers of healing and invoking the spirits;a shaman. (Here comes the medicine
man,with mah Pepto Bismol!)

6.mental retardation: a failure in mental development that is severe enough to
prevent normal participation in ordinary life. (ROFLWAFFLE)

7.Mohammedan: of or pertaining to Mohammed or to his religion and
institutions. (LMFAO MORGAN,I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF THAT LEATHER SOCKS WEARER WHEN I
FOUND THIS.)

8.mooncalf: a deformed person. (Lulz.)

Comments 
WoahItsMorgan says:   12 February 2009   566147  
ROFL.
MOHAMMED! xD
He's still short and creepy eh?
 
SexFlavouredPancakes says:   12 February 2009   733566  
Is he?
Well there's a surprise.
 
‹♠♫ßιρσlαя•έυρнσяια♪♠› says :   13 February 2009   921888  
Lul mooncalf. :o YOU MOONCALF!!!
 
 
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