Thursday, 12 February 2009
10:31:33 PM (GMT)
1.Madonna: Mary,mother of Jesus.(See,this is why I hate religion.Because how
the FUCK does Mary relate to that 50 year old child adopter who sings songs about
losing their virginity,when Mary IS a virgin?And how does Jesus have an 'On Earth'
dad named Joseph and an 'Up In The Sky' dad named God.Mary's a hoe,dontcha think?)
2.mambo: a rhumba-like ballroom dance. (OMG,does anyone remember that pimpin'
song Mambo #5?That was liek the best.)
3.man: 1.a human being,specifically the more highly developed of the primates.
2.the human race. (Wow.This term is so sexist.Men do not make up the whole human
4.marriageable: fitted by age,physical condition,etc. for marriage.
("Sorry.Take your ring back.You're not marriageable.")
5.medicine man: among North American Indians,one professing supernatural
powers of healing and invoking the spirits;a shaman. (Here comes the medicine
man,with mah Pepto Bismol!)
6.mental retardation: a failure in mental development that is severe enough to
prevent normal participation in ordinary life. (ROFLWAFFLE)
7.Mohammedan: of or pertaining to Mohammed or to his religion and
institutions. (LMFAO MORGAN,I TOTALLY THOUGHT OF THAT LEATHER SOCKS WEARER WHEN I
8.mooncalf: a deformed person. (Lulz.)