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The crap listCategory: Chain letter parodys
Tuesday, 18 November 2008
03:00:35 AM (GMT)
Sunday, 22 June 2008
06:66:66 PM (42MT)
GOD BLESS THE CHAIN PARODIES...Body: Don't read
this or
something VERY
BAD will happen to you in exactly 13
hours
and 42
minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be
careful what
you write.


During a carpstorm ...

Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go
to a
party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying
in for
the
night.
Ben: I have this idiotic favor to ask
you ...
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can you please come over and
watch my
brother for me? I won't be able to go
if no
one
watches him. And I can't take him to the party for no darn good reason cause the
chain letter doesn't say why.
Beth: What chain letter?
Ben: Please Beth! I'll buy you a frostie!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in
a few
minutes.

A few minutes later, Beth arrives at
Ben's
house.

Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
Beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you
look
really nice. Now where's my frosty?
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number.
Call
me in about an hour and tell me how
everything is,
okay? And here's your frosty

Beth: Alright, bye!

Then Ben left. Beth headed over to
Ben's
younger
brother.

Beth: Hey sport!
John: Hi Beth ... I'm really bummed ...
Beth: Why?
John: Because I can't go to the party for no darn good reason! Because the person who
wrote this chain didn't say why.
Turn on
some T.V.
Beth: Chain letter? Person?

As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the
lights
suddenly went out. Beth freaked out and
screamed!

John: Not again.

Beth: John, it's okay. I have a
flashlight.
Hold on,
one second. Gogannit! The flashlight
doesn't work! Stupid cheap lights! That was another $1 wasted!
Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to
your
brother's room. I think he has an
extra one.
John: *groans* okay. But I have a-
Beth: Nonsense.

As Beth and John headed up towards
Ben's room,
they heard a creepy laughter that
brought
chills
up
Beth's spine.

Beth: *screams* What was that?!
John: Stop doing that. Call
my
brother and ask where the flashlight
is.
Beth: But I didn't ... Oh he's on.
Beth: Hey Ben! How's the party?
Ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go.
Can
I call
you in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight
in
your
room?
Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed,
to
the left.
I think.

Beth walks over to the window and
screams.

Beth: Oh my Gog!
Ben: What happened?!
Beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know
you had a clown statue outside with a red stained knife in his
hand. It
looks so crappy! Where did you get it?
Did
you get it
at the Clowns R Us store?
Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown
statue
in my
front yard with a red stained knife in its hand that looks so crappy.

The line quickly goes kapoop. Ben started
panicking
and raced home as fast as he can. When
he got
home, he ran into his bedroom, where
Beth and
John were no where to be seen. He saw
his
brother
lying on his bed sleeping. Even though he was nowhere to be seen

Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to
himself* I
can't
believe Beth would play such an crappy
trick on me.

He went and sat down at his computer
and pulled
up CrapSpace. He went into his CrapSpace
account
and checked his bulletins. He noticed
that
he had a
random new friend even though he didn't accept the invitation which defies all logic.
The profile picture
was a
freaky
clown face. That made him groan a
bit. Then he
saw that the mysterious clown friend
had
posted a
bulletin called "Carping Arouse". Ben
opened the
bulletin and started to read it. This
was
the same
bulletin that he saw last Tuesday! He got
annoyed
and didn't repost it.

Grumbling, he got in his bed, next to
his
brother
and kissed his cheek good night.

Ben: You can sleep here with me
tonight,
Sport.
Good night.

Suddenly, he heard a scream

Ben looked out the window and a knife almost hit him. He noticed a bunch of axe
wielding monsters, a clown with a bloddy knife, a faceless girl dripping blood all
over the place, mad rapists, and a man with a chainsaw, and his 1st grade teacher
having a big fist fight outside.

Ben: I really have to stop reading chain letters.

Beth: You really should.

Ben: Where'd you come from?

Beth: Under your bed fishing for your flashlight.

Ben: I guess you can sleep in John's bed since there's a fist fight outside.

Beth: No. I'll sleep on the couch.

Ben looks out his window again

Ben: I don't remember reading a chain letter about rapists.

If you repost this,
there will be axe wielding monsters, clowns with bloody knives, faceless girls
dripping blood all over the place, mad rapists, and men with chainsaws, with your
first grade teacher fist fighting outside to see who will kill you first.

This is a
joke

Agent777174 is still waiting for the fist fight right outside to be over.

Comments 
‹TheRulerofNightmares› says:   18 November 2008   923788  
Love this! It's SOOOOOOO much better then the real thing!
 
‹MalixDexide› says :   18 November 2008   782232  
Very much better than the real thing.
 

 
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