Tuesday, 18 November 2008
03:00:35 AM (GMT)
Sunday, 22 June 2008
06:66:66 PM (42MT)
GOD BLESS THE CHAIN PARODIES...Body: Don't read
BAD will happen to you in exactly 13
minutes. This is extremely freaky. Be
During a carpstorm ...
Beth: Hey Ben! Sup?
Ben: Uhhh ... nothing much about to go
party ... haha you?
Beth: Haha nice ... uhhh just staying
Ben: I have this idiotic favor to ask
Beth: Yeah ... what?
Ben: Can you please come over and
brother for me? I won't be able to go
watches him. And I can't take him to the party for no darn good reason cause the
chain letter doesn't say why.
Beth: What chain letter?
Ben: Please Beth! I'll buy you a frostie!
Beth: *Sighs* Alright. I'll be over in
A few minutes later, Beth arrives at
Ben: Hey, thanks so much!
Beth: Hehe. No problem. By the way, you
really nice. Now where's my frosty?
Ben: Thanks! Anyways, here's my number.
me in about an hour and tell me how
okay? And here's your frosty
Beth: Alright, bye!
Then Ben left. Beth headed over to
Beth: Hey sport!
John: Hi Beth ... I'm really bummed ...
John: Because I can't go to the party for no darn good reason! Because the person who
wrote this chain didn't say why.
Beth: Chain letter? Person?
As Beth walked over to the T.V. , the
suddenly went out. Beth freaked out and
John: Not again.
Beth: John, it's okay. I have a
one second. Gogannit! The flashlight
doesn't work! Stupid cheap lights! That was another $1 wasted!
Uhmmm ... okay, okay, lets go up to
brother's room. I think he has an
John: *groans* okay. But I have a-
As Beth and John headed up towards
they heard a creepy laughter that
Beth: *screams* What was that?!
John: Stop doing that. Call
brother and ask where the flashlight
Beth: But I didn't ... Oh he's on.
Beth: Hey Ben! How's the party?
Ben: Good, thanks! Listen I got to go.
you in 5 minutes?
Beth: Sure. But where's the flashlight
Ben: Oh, uhmmm ... it's under my bed,
Beth walks over to the window and
Beth: Oh my Gog!
Ben: What happened?!
Beth: Oh, hahah. Nothing, I didn't know
you had a clown statue outside with a red stained knife in his
looks so crappy! Where did you get it?
you get it
at the Clowns R Us store?
Ben: Beth ... I don't have a clown
front yard with a red stained knife in its hand that looks so crappy.
The line quickly goes kapoop. Ben started
and raced home as fast as he can. When
home, he ran into his bedroom, where
John were no where to be seen. He saw
lying on his bed sleeping. Even though he was nowhere to be seen
Ben: *rolls his eyes and said to
believe Beth would play such an crappy
trick on me.
He went and sat down at his computer
up CrapSpace. He went into his CrapSpace
and checked his bulletins. He noticed
he had a
random new friend even though he didn't accept the invitation which defies all logic.
The profile picture
clown face. That made him groan a
bit. Then he
saw that the mysterious clown friend
bulletin called "Carping Arouse". Ben
bulletin and started to read it. This
bulletin that he saw last Tuesday! He got
and didn't repost it.
Grumbling, he got in his bed, next to
and kissed his cheek good night.
Ben: You can sleep here with me
Suddenly, he heard a scream
Ben looked out the window and a knife almost hit him. He noticed a bunch of axe
wielding monsters, a clown with a bloddy knife, a faceless girl dripping blood all
over the place, mad rapists, and a man with a chainsaw, and his 1st grade teacher
having a big fist fight outside.
Ben: I really have to stop reading chain letters.
Beth: You really should.
Ben: Where'd you come from?
Beth: Under your bed fishing for your flashlight.
Ben: I guess you can sleep in John's bed since there's a fist fight outside.
Beth: No. I'll sleep on the couch.
Ben looks out his window again
Ben: I don't remember reading a chain letter about rapists.
If you repost this,
there will be axe wielding monsters, clowns with bloody knives, faceless girls
dripping blood all over the place, mad rapists, and men with chainsaws, with your
first grade teacher fist fighting outside to see who will kill you first.
This is a
Agent777174 is still waiting for the fist fight right outside to be over.