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Good can of cornCategory: joke
Friday, 1 August 2008
05:43:32 AM (GMT)
There were three couples, one elderly, one middle aged, and one newlywed, that
wanted to join a church. So the minister tells them that in order to be members they
must abstain from sex for two whole weeks. After two weeks, the minister asks the
elderly couple if they had abstained. 

"Yes, no problem!" So the minister welcomes them to the church. Then he asks the
middle aged couple the same question 

"Well, after one week, the husband had to sleep on the couch, but we made it!" So the
minister welcomes them to the church. Then the minister asks the newlywed couple if
they had abstained from sex for two weeks. 

"We were unable to abstain. On the third day, my wife dropped a can of corn and when
she bent over to pick it up, LUST and PASSION overcame me!" 

"I'm sorry," the minister says, "but you are both banned from this church!" 

"That's okay," says the husband, "We were banned from the supermarket, too."

Titch says:   1 August 2008   998588  
Lol Pretty Funny :D
Darlingkiller says:   1 August 2008   592385  
haha, thats nice! :D
emo_kaitie says:   1 August 2008   913356  
that is funny
badboy22 says:   1 August 2008   887264  
LMAO,that's really funny!!!!!!!!
punkchick306 says:   1 August 2008   711997  
rofl thats awsome lmfao lol
blindwonder says:   1 August 2008   245313  
CHIBIyuuyuu says:   6 August 2008   233545  
heheheheh ;D
‹a lifeless rebel in a dying world› says :   6 December 2008   494488  
that was funny lol

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