Blonde Joke [Yes, I am a blonde, and no I don't get offended they are
hilarious]
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Blonde Joke [Yes, I am a blonde, and no I don't get offended they are
hilarious]
Category: Jokes. . .
Sunday, 23 December 2007
12:29:47 AM (GMT)
A blonde had just moved to the country. She was new to it, very very new. She had
bought two horses. 
Problem was, she was having problems telling them apart. She went to her neighbor,
and asked," Do you know a way to tell them apart?" He replied," Cut the ear slightly
on one." She nodded, and cut the ear on one slightly. It was working fine, until a
couple days later when the other horse got his ear cut slightly, too. 
She ran to the neighbor, and asked him once again," Do you know a way to tell them
apart?" He replied,"Cut off the tail of one." She nodded, and ran off to cut the
tail. That worked until a week later the other horse got his caught in the fence, and
unfortunately had it cut off, too. 
Very flustered she ran to her neighbor. "Do you know a way to tell them apart?" she
asked for the third, and hopefully last time. He replied," Measure their heighths."
She nodded, and ran full speed to measure them. "THEY ARE THE SAME HEIGHT, TOO!!!!"
she yelled in frustration.
Joke is, one was a white horse, and the other was a black horse.


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