Monday, 19 November 2007
08:46:30 PM (GMT)
Rock Lee: Sensei, do I really have to eat the small green trees?
Gai Sensei: Yes Lee, eat it to become strong like me!
Rock Lee: *squints at brocoli*
Rock Lee: Sensei, I think the trees will grow soon, so I dont want to eat them.
Gai Sensei: NONSENSE LEE!
Rock Lee: *squints at brocoli again*
Rock Lee: Are these explosives?
Gai Sensei: NO NOW EAT IT!
Rock Lee: YES SENSEI!
Rock Lee: *salutes*
Rock Lee: *stabs brocoli with fork and brings it to mouth*
Rock Lee: *opens mouth*
Rock Lee: *is all soot-black and hair is blown back*
Gai Sensei: Wow, I guess they ARE explosives...
Gai Sensei: *stabs brocoli with fork and brings it to mouth*
Gai Sensei: *opens mouth*
Rock Lee: SENSEI NOOO--
Gai Sensei: *liying dead on the floor*
Rock Lee: GAI SENSEIIIIII!
MORAL: Brocoli is a disquised explosive. Do not eat. Children will just experience
soot-colored skin and blown back hair. Adults will *gulp* die. (haha)