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A Parents' Guide to: Jrock and your child.Category: (general)
Tuesday, 9 October 2007
04:29:43 PM (GMT)
1) Don't worry, your kid probably isn't gay, even though the pics hanging next to
their bed looks like girls.

2) Don't get your kid an English CD for their birthday or any other gift giving
holiday, they probably won't like it.

3) When they show you a pic of their favorite singer, don't instantly assume that
it's a girl, it probably isn't.

4) If you walk into the room while they are on the computer and they minimize the
window instantly, don't be offended, it's probably for your own protection.

5) Don't be suprised if their total clothing and make-up style changes

6) If they start speaking a language that is almost English, but not quite, don't
worry. Its called "Engrish". You'll get used to it.

7) Don't insult their favorite J-Rockers.

 When they start talking about Lucifer, they aren't worshiping Satan.

9) Buy more ink jet cartridges for the printer, the more pics the fan has, the
happier they will be.

10) Don't be suprised when you can no longer talk to your child about anything except

11) Be prepared to learn more than you ever had, about something you never wanted to
know about.

12) A man in a dress is sexy, no matter what you say, nothing can change that.

13) Don't correct them when they spell the name "hide" with a lower case h, that's
how it's done.

14) When they collect scrap fabrics to make plushies, don't worry, they aren't
practicing voodoo.

15) It doesn't matter that they don't know what the singers are saying, don't bother
arguing about it.

16) J-Rock isn't a phase and they won't grow out of it

‹tinysparrow.› says:   9 October 2007   593824  
zomg, this is hilarious!
I'm so gonna show my mum~! XD
Sanyu says :   23 November 2007   114874  
Oh my GOD, amen @ 15. I got so much crap for that all through high
school and I didn't understand WHY.. It doesn't matter! yeesh!

lol Λucifer

My parents wouldn't know how to get a foreign album. "computerz?
wuht?" T_T

Why didn't I see this diary before?! 


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