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If you ever have sex with meyou better know this!Category: (general)
Wednesday, 1 August 2007
06:05:36 PM (GMT)
Giving .........head....... massages the jaw....while burning 32 calories.

Swallowing foreign body juices is actually like taking vitamins and it whitens your
teeth

The American Dental Association says that semen cuts plaque better than mouth wash,
so suck a dick and save a smile.

Having nice sex burns 358 calories.

Having rough sex [make it hurt] burns 543 calories.

Take off her clothes
with her consent.........................12 cal
without......................187 cal

Take off her Bra
With two hands..........................8 cal
With one hand.........................12 cal
With mouth.............................85 cal

Put on Protection
hard ........................... 6 cal
soft..........................315 cal

Foreplay
Looking for target...................8 cal
Finding G spot ......................92 cal
I don't F***ing care.....................0 cal

Entry
Holding her..................12 cal
On the floor.................8 cal

With Different Position
Missionary..........................358 cal
Doggy...........................316 cal
69 lying...............................286 cal
69 standing.............................512 cal
Italian hanger.........................912 cal

Orgasm
Real................................112 cal
Faking................................315 cal

After "O"
Lying in Bed............................18 cal
Hop off the bed............................36 cal
Wondering why she left pissed off...........816 cal

Get dressed
Quiet and calm...........................32 cal
Rushing.........................98 cal
Heard her boyfriend opening the door.............1218 cal
Heard her dad at the door.............1942 cal
Her mom walking in..............................Priceless!!!LOL

IF YOU BREAK THIS YOU WILL HAVE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW AND AWFUL SEX
FOR A YEAR! REPOST THIS AND YOU WILL FIND AMAZING SEX WITHIN ONE MONTH

Comments 
bunniNANGEL says:   1 August 2007   755916  
omfg i dont even no him
bodylanguage says:   1 August 2007   634976  
I dont get it
I_love_kirk_4_ever says:   1 August 2007   379786  
LOL thats funny
Drama_Queen_482 says:   11 August 2007   752599  
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
though the end bit is funny
‹***!BICURIOUS PURPLE!***› says :   3 September 2007   586379  
wow you made me so horny.
 
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