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Chinese Fun OffCategory: Jokes for Chinese
Friday, 16 February 2007
02:42:35 AM (GMT)
There were these three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - an American guy, a
black guy, and a Chinese guy. 
They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. Next thing you
know they start making bets on who can get her to go out with them first. 
The waitress overhears them, and she goes up to them and says, "Hey, I heard you
talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's see who can make the best
sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'." 
So the American guy goes, "That's easy. I love liver and I hate cheese." 
The waitress shakes her heard in disgust. 
The black guy goes, "Well, I hate liver and I love cheese." 
The waitress says, "That is so stupid. That's essentially the same thing!" 
Then the Chinese guy steps up and puts his arm around the waitress' waist. "Liver
alone, cheese mine!"

kiwily says:   16 February 2007   156566  
lol... so punny
Reisha says:   16 February 2007   659983  
Omg ahaaa xDDDD
danieltpe says:   17 February 2007   677462  
Yet Again SOOOOOO funny
marz_bar says:   10 March 2007   265678  
lol that took a miniut but i get it!!!!!!!lolololololololololol rofl
The_Dratini says :   10 March 2007   363599  
dratini tini dra!!!!!!!!! *then asks if he knows a water type trainer
or coordinater*


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