Wednesday, 17 July 2013
02:27:29 PM (GMT)
I had the weirdest dream about going to an amusement park, and finding a wallet on
the ground, returning it to a girl who called me the Lost And Found Fairy, then I had
to go back outside and find all the other lost items and return them to their owners,
including a glasses case, a sandwich, and a carton of soup.
Then I had to go inside a movie theatre, where you wore these special glasses to see
not just 3D, but a highly realistic simulation of the movie. And the theatre wasn't
just rows of chairs, it was like a building, an old abandoned hotel. And in the
"movie", the smoke alarm went off and my family was panicking to get out, but instead
they decided to hide underneath the foundation of the building. It was really hot
under there, so I took all my clothes off. The building was surrounded by water, and
giant ducks and ladybugs and dragon flies and birds and turtles with wings were
flying around bombing the buildings.
Then this weird guy came into our hiding place and said he was going to kill us if we
didn't take his heart, which was a priceless crystal cell phone. So I promptly
obtained a knife, and cut him open, and took the cell phone out. (Also inside his
chest was a green iPod, a lighter, and a few other random things.) Then I looked at
the scars on his chest, which were in the shape of a Squirtle, and I said, 'Hey! I
cut that squirtle on you! You're the guy I cut open the last time I came here." And
he said, "Yeah, you're the only one who actually does it. ...(sigh) my job really
Then, before he was going to leave, he said, "But I'm glad that if I'm going to get
my heart cut out, at least it's by a hot naked chick."