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Omegle, TrolololCategory: Omegle
Wednesday, 18 July 2012
08:21:29 PM (GMT)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hiey
You: What is a hiey?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: hey
Stranger: typo
You: Is that a new breed of animal?
You: Seriously.
Stranger: hahahahahaha(:
You: I want to know.
Stranger: you make me smile
Stranger: TYPOO
You: Sososo. Hieys don't exist?
You: WHAT KIND OF WORLD IS THIS.
Stranger: no sorry):
Stranger: are you a male?
Stranger: with abs?
You: I'm an ATM. With card slots.
Stranger: hahahahahahahahaa
You: I know you want me.
Stranger: I am 14 years old.
You: And you like ATM love, no, I get it.
Stranger: female gurrll
Stranger: i am a female
You: ATMs have no gender. Point invalid.
Stranger: Stop it or im leaving
Stranger: -_-
You: I can't stop being an ATM.
You: BBY I LOVE YOU.
Stranger: BBY YOU LIGHT UP MY WORLD LIKE NO BODY ELSE!<3
You: I'm not a lighthouse. I'm an ATM. ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?
Stranger: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Hi .. 20 M
You: Uh.
You: Pedophile! RUN CHILDREN!
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f,8,horny
You: You're 8?
You: What have children turned into?
Stranger: yehh i mind?
Stranger: lol
You: CURSE THE INTERNET.
Stranger: im jk!!!
You: Being 8 and horny is no joke.
Stranger: im messing with horny guys on internet
You: Your parents should be ashamed.
Stranger: yeh srry
Stranger: 
You: Is this the child they raised?
You: What monsters!
Stranger: because i make fun of pedophiles?!
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE EIGHT AND HORNY.
You: Ugh.
You: I'm thinking of drowning myself.
Stranger: im not 8 and horny!
Stranger: im 15m and gay
You: NOW YOU'RE A LIAR!
Stranger: glaaaaawd
Stranger: ?
Stranger: i am
Stranger: how soo?
Stranger: i realy am 15m and gay loo
Stranger: lol
You: First you're female, eight, and horny. Then all of a sudden you're fifteen,
male, and gay.
You: Like.
You: Omg, bro.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: okk
You: I'm uncomfortable talking to an eight year old.
You: You guys scare ne.
You: *me
Stranger: im not 8!
Stranger: i can prove it!
Stranger: im 9 1/2
You: Eight year olds. You are a sin to humanity.
Stranger: gooooooooooooooooood
You: Barbie is a whore, by the way!
You: CHILDHOOD RUINED.
Stranger: hjehsbbsjjsdjdjdhjjdjjxhddhjdjdjjd
Stranger: seriously though im 15m gay
You: I have a hard time believing you.
Stranger: u like Potatoes?
Stranger: ohh
You: Eight year olds have such imagination.
Stranger: lol
You: I like French fries.
Stranger: Spud Life!
Stranger: i think tupac was a potatoe
You: I thought Tupac was black.
Stranger: Spud Life
You: YOU RACIST, BRO.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i love potatoes lol
You: Huh, man? You think Tupac was a potato? THE RACISM IS OVERWHELMING.
Stranger: i just hate those mexican tomatoes
You: I like potatoes too, but I don't go around calling black people potatoes?!
Stranger: lol
You: SO NOW YOU RACIST AGAINST MEXICANS.
You: I see how it is.
Stranger: lmao
Stranger: yup
Stranger: but i only hate mexican americans
You: You monster. You eight year-old, horny monster.
Stranger: gjrjdb hxhhfjdhjfjf
Stranger: raaaaaaarwwwwww!
Stranger: im a dinosaur
Stranger: !
You: I thought dinosaurs were dead.
You: So.
You: I cried for nothing.
You: Life=wasted.
Stranger: u thought wromg!
You: Are you Barney?
Stranger: i thing authentic mexicans are way better than mexican amervans
Stranger: americans
Stranger: buy i dont HATE either one
Stranger: yeh im barney
You: I can't believe Barney is racist.
Stranger: lol
You: I should have seen it coming, though.
You: He was always creepy.
Stranger: yeh i mean never have mexicans on my shioow!
Stranger: duuuuuuuuhhhhjj
You: Barneywhy. ;-;
Stranger: cause they all turned my cousins into shoes and beltbuckles!
Stranger: tats YY!!!!
You: I thought Mexicans cleaned pools! What is this fuckery?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: noo
You: And made, like taquitos or something!
Stranger: the kill reptiles
You: Reptiles? Like iguanas and shit?
Stranger: and mske them shoes and belt buckled
You: Mexicans are so cool.
Stranger: only authentic
Stranger: lol
Stranger: they are superior to mexican americans
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Bitch where you been at. I've been waiting for my money from your whoring.
You: If you don't get me my money you're not getting your crack.
Your conversational partner has disconnected
[Bitches need they crack, yo.]


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: From?
You: I, I, I love little girls.
You: They make me feel so good.
You: I love.
Stranger: I'm 18 from new j
You: Little girls, they make me feel so bad.
Stranger: Ummm you have kik?
You: Whenever they're around they make me feel like I'm the only guy in town.
You: STFU I'M SINGING MY SONG.
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: Sorry
You: Anywhore.
You: I love.
You: Little girls, they make me feel so good.
You: Now I'm done.
You have disconnected.


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Praise the Lord, God Almighty!
Stranger: okay so i am super horny and want to get myself wet... can you help me ?
;-)
You: I SAID PRAISE GOD, MOTHERFUCKER.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[I was set on spreading the Word!]

Comments 
‹TheFallOfQueenNubia› says:   18 July 2012   845799  
PRAISE THE LORD MOTHERFUCKER!

I laughed so fucking hard.
 
‹uninviting› says:   18 July 2012   659210  
@ChickenGeorge 
Lol, thanks.
Everybody should praise the lord! 
 
‹SweetNightmares♄› says:   18 July 2012   261457  
I laughed so fucking hard at all of this. xDD
You're amazing, ha.
 
‹uninviting› says :   18 July 2012   858005  
@BecauseIFeelLikeIt 
I try to be. c: 
 
 
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