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Star Wars What the Freak Episode 1Category: (general)
Saturday, 9 June 2012
12:51:25 AM (GMT)
In a world beyond any world you’ve ever seen comes STAR WARS EPISODE WHAT
THE FREAK…The Jedi continues their ferocious battle against Namco Capcom Marvel and
Square Enix…the story begins in Hollow Bastion where Darth Vador is deciding
whether or not to use Maleficent as a source or roast her like a barbeque on a church
Sunday when the sun shines the most.
Vador: who are you?
Maleficent: I am going to be the woman you marry
Vador: you cannot be serious you are very ugly nor are you anywhere near my type of
woman
Maleficent: I can change the way you see me with the swipe of my wand *swings her
wand* now how do I look
Vador: what…oh my goodness your tits have increased
Maleficent: now will you marry me
Vador: I just remembered I can’t marry you because I’ve never been to Pittsburgh
and plus I have wings
                                         Meanwhile on planet Wooki…
Kazuya: out of all the freaking people to get stuck with I get stuck with you
Sephiroth: the air…it has changed…now our paths will only become dilated when the
universe is in 2
Kazuya: I don’t understand you…nothing you say makes sense
Sephiroth: shh…we’re being watched and followed
Kazuya: what…do you sense it
Obi Won: you don’t belong here…who are you
Wolverine: hold on bub…they are with us…don’t go swinging your flashing dildo
at my friends
Sephiroth: I have no friends with sharp claws…you will now taste the power of me
and my mother
Kazuya: it’s just the 2 of us…what the hell are you talking about
                                    Meanwhile…at devil may cry…
Dante: that’s some sword you got there…how about we trade and call it even
Sora: no way do you have any idea what this is…this is the
keyblade…KEYBLADE…K-E-Y-B-L-A-D-E…this sword is only meant for fags like myself
to wield
Dante: did you just call yourself a fag
Sora: OVER THERE…SOMEONE IS HERE
Yoda: spotted me you have…that is great…now defeat is what you shall prepare for
Dante: you know…I really hate a guy with riddles…come on Sora lets get this over
with
Sora: hold on…I just got a text from Kairi…she’s sooo sexy…I plan on hitting
that one day
Dante: dude we have to fight this little green guy or else we’re gonna get our
asses handed to us
Sora: WHAT NO WAY…I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
Yoda: believe you should for you are challenging a master Jedi I am
Sora: LOOK NOBODY CARES WHO YOU ARE RITE NOW…I JUST GOT A TEXT FROM AURON SAYING
THAT HIM AND KAIRI HAD SOME ALONE TIME AT THE MISHIMA ZAIBATSU
Dante: we’re screwed
TO BE CONTINUED

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