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Wednesday, 11 April 2012
05:42:37 AM (GMT)


confession uno. this has been a secret for a very long time, i am actually a
transformer. you can see my true form in my display picture. 


confession dos. because i am a transformer that is ford built, that is the reason i
am always in a garage.

confession tres. honestly i like all sorts of trucks. i like ford if theyre old,
chevy if they're gas, dodge if its diesel, and gmc if- no fuck gmc.

confession quatros. i dont know spanish, and emma really wants a really ugly canary
lellow voltsfaggot beetle. when she gets it the next day it'll be stashed up in my
grill.

confession five, i didn't know i was supposed to pay. Ed.. how ruude.

confession sex. i don't chew tobacco, i chew metal and spit diesel. so hardcore.

confession sven, i make sure to lather myself in some coagulated black smoke before i
go out and do anything. them prius's are the biggest and ugliest bugs ive ever seen.
(any form of black smoke or soot is a good repellent for these blood suckers.)

confession ate. us transformers and cars play the hunger games too. think about it.
it's pretty deep.

Comments 
fireonthemountain says:   13 April 2012   496790  
This made my day hahaha.

GMCs are sexy though.
 
‹fℓєυя ∂є ℓιѕ› says :   13 April 2012   998698  

@fireonthemountain 
Lol, some GMC's. just not the 1994 gmc sierra zr71 with side steps, a
6 inch lift and 36 inch tires and a 350 stock. 'cause that's my ex's
truck.

Now, explain to me, how it made your day. :o 
 
 
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