Wednesday, 11 April 2012
01:42:37 AM (GMT)
confession uno. this has been a secret for a very long time, i am actually a
transformer. you can see my true form in my display picture.
confession dos. because i am a transformer that is ford built, that is the reason i
am always in a garage.
confession tres. honestly i like all sorts of trucks. i like ford if theyre old,
chevy if they're gas, dodge if its diesel, and gmc if- no fuck gmc.
confession quatros. i dont know spanish, and emma really wants a really ugly canary
lellow voltsfaggot beetle. when she gets it the next day it'll be stashed up in my
confession five, i didn't know i was supposed to pay. Ed.. how ruude.
confession sex. i don't chew tobacco, i chew metal and spit diesel. so hardcore.
confession sven, i make sure to lather myself in some coagulated black smoke before i
go out and do anything. them prius's are the biggest and ugliest bugs ive ever seen.
(any form of black smoke or soot is a good repellent for these blood suckers.)
confession ate. us transformers and cars play the hunger games too. think about it.
it's pretty deep.