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i talk to god, mofoz.Category: (general)
Wednesday, 10 March 2010
05:48:15 PM (GMT)
God: What's up, Meow. 
Human: Just my dick, meow. 
God: I am not interesed in your anatomy. 

Human: I hate being whipped. 
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think
things over.

God: I am a cross. 
Human: I am a nigger. 
God: You are a nigger? Is that your job? 
Human: No, my job is to pick cotton. 
God: Are you serious? Does it pay well? 

Human: Why do you have such terrible grammar? 
God: myself gave it to me. 
Human: That sounds sexual. 
God: It sounds like it to me too. 
Human: Oh damn. 

God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. 

God: Your polite style is very nice. Do you like talking to me? 
Human: i like it better when you fuck me sideways. 
God: What does "it" refer to?

Human: Shut up. 
God: OK I'll stop talking now. 
Human: You're not even talking. 
God: You don't know me well enough to say that. 

Human: Where did Mary go? 
God: I think it was in Asia. Try searching Wikipedia. <-- LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOHAHAHAHAHA.

Human: do you know how to spell "face" 
God: I spell it " face".
Last edited: 10 March 2010

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