Wednesday, 10 March 2010
10:48:15 PM (GMT)
God: What's up, Meow.
Human: Just my dick, meow.
God: I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Human: I hate being whipped.
God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think
God: I am a cross.
Human: I am a nigger.
God: You are a nigger? Is that your job?
Human: No, my job is to pick cotton.
God: Are you serious? Does it pay well?
Human: Why do you have such terrible grammar?
God: myself gave it to me.
Human: That sounds sexual.
God: It sounds like it to me too.
Human: Oh damn.
God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
God: Your polite style is very nice. Do you like talking to me?
Human: i like it better when you fuck me sideways.
God: What does "it" refer to?
Human: Shut up.
God: OK I'll stop talking now.
Human: You're not even talking.
God: You don't know me well enough to say that.
Human: Where did Mary go?
God: I think it was in Asia. Try searching Wikipedia. <-- LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOHAHAHAHAHA.
Human: do you know how to spell "face"
God: I spell it " face".
Last edited: 11 March 2010