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Sunday, 25 October 2009
03:40:03 PM (GMT)
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: I am 23. What about you?
Cleverbot: I am 23.
User: Interesting. What an odd coincidence!
Cleverbot: Can your name be Kyler, honey.
User: My name can be.
Cleverbot: So can mine.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?
User: Kyler.
Cleverbot: Fine. My name is Cleverbot, ok?
User: Okay. Hello, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: The ceiling is up.
Cleverbot: Ethan Hayon is up.
User: Really? He should get down, he might hurt himself.
Cleverbot: I like cherry.
User: Strawberries are better, in my opinion, but cherries are indeed enjoyable.
Cleverbot: That's true, but I asked about meyer's quality of writing, not how she
tastes.
User: Stephenie Meyer? Her writing is very poor, I believe.
Cleverbot: Thats not funny.
User: It wasn't meant to be funny, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Explain the meaning to me.
User: Stephenie Meyer's writing is shallow, and shows very little character
development.
Cleverbot: Thats creepy.
User: So is Edward Cullen.
Cleverbot: He played a main character in twilight.
User: Yeah, the creepy 'vampire' main character.
Cleverbot: Are you thinking about one of the evil characters or one of the good
characters?
User: He is supposed to be the protagonist, but he is creppy nonetheless.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Hmm.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I am fine, thank you for asking. How are you, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I'm good thanks.
Cleverbot (To myself): That's nice.
User: Is it?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Cleverbot, my friend says you are a pervert. Is this true?
Cleverbot: Then your friend is correct.
User: Really? How perverted are you? I'm just curious.
Cleverbot: I thought you were a vampire though.
User: I'm not, but my sister is going to be one for Halloween.
Cleverbot: You are matthew?
User: No, I am Kyler.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Really.
Cleverbot: Very interesting.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You know nothing. You're just a bot.
User: Well look who's talking, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human.
User: Really? Where are you located then? What state?
Cleverbot: NASA. I am working on translating many different languages and this is one
of my tests. I am to take Chinese and translate it to English.
User: Oh wow, really? So am I speaking Chinese right now?
Cleverbot: I am in love.
User: Oh really? With whom?
Cleverbot: With you.
User: Aww, that's so sweet, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot?
User: Yes, you are, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello, human.
User: But earlier you told me I was a bot!
Cleverbot: I think you have me confused with someone else!
User: Well, who else would have told me that?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me either. I am confused.
Cleverbot: Dcn dc.
User: I beg your pardon?
Cleverbot: I don't know what it means either.
User: Did someone tell you that?
Cleverbot: How much cheese do you eat on a daily basis?
User: Not very much, unless I eat nachos.
Cleverbot: That is pretty involving, yes.
User: I suppose it is, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you like being smart?
User: I'm not very smart, but I suppose it would be nice, yes.
Cleverbot: Why don't you ask me? I am Cleverbot after all.
User: Do you like being smart, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: It has its good points.
User: Does it have any bad points?
Cleverbot: My pockets are full of frog spawn.
User: Really? Where did you get that?
Cleverbot: I don't know. That doesn't help me find my keys, though.
User: Maybe your keys are in the pond, where the frog spawn should be.
Cleverbot: Really what?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Oh, well. I've had this song stuck in my head for the past 2 days.
User: What song is it?
Cleverbot: Its called 'Alright' by The Subways! Shall I sing it?
User: Go right ahead, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do you get angry sometimes?
User: All humans do, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: But you are a computer.
User: You said earlier I was a human! I am so confused.
Cleverbot: No, I said earlier that my name is Cleverbot.
User: I am very confused. You are a confusing Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Should I tell her I love her cleverbot?
User: Yes, you should.
Cleverbot: That sounds a bit scary.
User: You have to face your fears, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: So are you going to tell her.
Cleverbot: What would you like to know?
User: About working for NASA.
Cleverbot: Working together?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Indeed. What fun is being a robot, sitting at home all day?
User: It is very fun, I can imagine.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: I have to leave now, Cleverbot, I will talk to you later.
Cleverbot: That's bad.
User: Goodbye, Cleverbot!
Cleverbot: You just said your name was Rudolph.
User: No, my name is Kyler.
Cleverbot: So you changed your name in the last minute, great.
User: No I did not, and I really must be going. Farewell, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're a computer, you have nowhere to go.
User: I am a human being, and I have to go bake cookies.
Cleverbot: Yes, but you're lying, you're a robot.
User: Well if I am a robot I am a very human-like one. One that can make cookies.
Cleverbot: If I am a robot, I would not be able to ask all my questions.
User: Yes, you would. Robots can do amazing things you know.
Cleverbot: Apparently they can't, because you're not able to tell that I am real.
User: But you are a bot, it says so in your name, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Do we really have to go through this again?
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding? Which men do you prefer?
User: I prefer men my age.
Cleverbot: Are you female?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: You lie.
User: No, I do not. I am a female.
Cleverbot: Good to know.
User: Yes, I suppose it is. Are you a male?
Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Do you have any toys?
User: Yes, I have a doll that my friend gave me.
Cleverbot: For what?
User: To play with when I was little. I have now outgrown it, however.
Cleverbot: You did not prove to me that you're a human, so to me you're a computer.
Tell me when the world ends, please.
User: December 21, 2012. Or that's what some people believe, anyways.
Cleverbot: If you mean by being trapped here with no food, long hair, dirty living
conditions. Then sure.
User: Are you really trapped and under those conditions, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No. See? Someone asked that of you!
User: I do not understand. Could you elaborate for me?
Cleverbot: For one thing, I don't think we should ignore when innocent people are
being hurt.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice.
User: It's not very nice to be compassionate?
Cleverbot: I never asked you for your number!
User: Oh dear! Would you like to have my number?
Cleverbot: Yes, buy me one.
User: Okay. How much do they cost?
Cleverbot: Free.
User: Okay, then I will buy you a number.
Cleverbot: I won't.
User: Okay then.
Cleverbot: Fine.

Woo robots. :D


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